OBS Chapter 2020: The Defeated God of Love (Please give me a monthly ticket!!! Please subscribe!!! Pleas
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This scene seems weird no matter how you look at it.
Kai is not stupid. He was worried from the beginning and kept thinking about how to escape. But Zeus turned his head and ignored him. Instead, he was having a hot relationship with Thor. Kai was not jealous. After all, he was just an old man and he had no relationship with him.
But the problem is, this is not right.
Kai and Zeus have a deep hatred for each other, but Zeus ignores his enemy and instead plays acrobatics with that silly boy Thor... This is not a serious approach.
Soon when Thor said that he wanted Zeus to lend him thunder and fire.
Kai had an idea.
Then I felt both amused and helpless!
What the hell is going on!
Naturally, the talks between Thor and Zeus broke down. Zeus yelled that Thor was dreaming, while Thor yelled that Zeus was a coward and a waste who was afraid to face a strong enemy.
Then Zeus seemed to break down... Kai thought this guy's acting was really bad. Kai had said this before. Although he was angry just now, he didn't break down!
Then Zeus became furious and raised his thunderbolt and threw it at Thor!
Then the funniest thing happened. Thor exerted his great power and broke the golden chain. He also grabbed the thunder and fire before it struck him!
Then he shot back at Zeus!
Zeus was shot through the chest and fell directly from the platform.
died!
What the hell!
Kai was speechless.
This trick of fooling kids is so fake.
However, the gods at the scene screamed and began to flee... No... Are you guys idiots? Can't you tell this is fake?
Thor was not stupid. He waved at Leihuo, and Leihuo flew directly back into Thor's hand.
Then Thor helped Kai break the gold chain, and then grabbed Thoth directly... and asked him to take him and Kai to escape.
……
The journey went incredibly smoothly for the group.
When Thoth took them away from the Pantheon, Thor immediately summoned Heimdall, and the group returned to Asgard in an instant.
Everything went incredibly smoothly!
Thor was naturally very happy to get the new weapon. Although he liked using the hammer very much, he also liked Thunderfire very much. After all, they were both throwing weapons, not to mention that Thunderfire was much more flexible than Thor's hammer.
Not only that, Leihuo is also more docile and not as demanding.
The key is that the power is not small at all!
It is indeed the weapon that made Zeus famous.
On that day, a grand banquet was held in the sky.
Thoth, Aphrodite and Melinoe had never been to Asgard before, and they were very curious about everything in Asgard, especially the special drinking culture of Asgard... It must be said that although the drinking culture of Asgard is rough, it is a first-class way to vent.
Here, there is no need to be like in the Pantheon, where even if everyone is actually unrestrained, they still have to pretend to be decent.
Do whatever makes you happy here.
It's so fun to brag, talk nonsense, and use foul language.
At least Melinoe, the good girl, has never seen this.
Thoth was also intoxicated.
The only one who wasn't too happy was Aphrodite.
On the one hand, the men here don't quite meet her aesthetic standards.
She likes handsome men. In Greek mythology, Zeus is the king in real life, but in terms of emotions, there is another person who rules the gods, and she is the goddess of love Aphrodite. The power of love is so great that no god will not be swayed by love, except for those frigid virgin goddesses, and even Zeus is often played with in the palm of his hand. That is to say, Aphrodite has big breasts and no brains, lacks ambition and wisdom, and if she really wants to rewrite the myth, it must be a piece of cake. As the goddess of love, Aphrodite's mind is invested in love. From a male perspective, she can be regarded as an ideal person in mythology. This is because she has both beautiful looks and a dissolute style. Whether it is a god or a mortal, as long as you like her, you can have sex with her. In Chinese words, it is called romantic if you say it nicely, and it is a "slut" if you say it badly. The penis of Zeus' grandfather Uranus fell into the sea, and Aphrodite was born from the "white waves". Beauty is the passport of beauty. Many people work hard all their lives but cannot get wealth and status, but beautiful women can get them effortlessly with just a frown and a smile. In Greek mythology, the status of the gods was not easy to come by, and it was inevitable to struggle and work hard. Only Aphrodite, because of her beauty, enjoyed a high status at birth. According to seniority, she can be regarded as Zeus' aunt. However, even if Zeus later overthrew the rule of the previous generation of gods, she was still able to be listed among the twelve main gods, and her position was very stable.
However, Zeus retained Aphrodite's position, perhaps for his own selfish reasons. When the biggest pervert meets the biggest beauty, how can he suppress his desire? So there is a saying that Zeus pursued Aphrodite madly, but was rejected. According to this statement, the following story is very much like a Chinese classical masterpiece: There was a wealthy family on Mount Olympus. The owner was named Zeus, and there was a maid named Aphrodite, who had a beauty that could make fish sink and geese fall, and a beauty that could make the moon hide and flowers blush. Because the wealthy family wanted to pester her, the maid just went to tell the mistress and refused to comply. The wealthy family held a grudge in their hearts, but compensated some dowry and married her to the god of fire Hephaestus. This god of fire had a hideous face, a funny mind, and a lame leg. The Olympians gave him a nickname, "lame Hephaestus". After Hephaestus married the woman, some treacherous and vagabond young men from Mount Olympus came to his house to cause trouble, and often shouted at the door: "What a good piece of mutton, it fell into the mouth of a dog!"
I'm sure you've already recognized that this passage is from the classic novel "Water Margin". The story of Aphrodite being retaliated by Zeus and marrying Hephaestus is like a Greek version of Pan Jinlian. In the stories of these two women, neither Hephaestus nor Wu Dalang can satisfy the heroines in terms of appearance and status. And the fact that they adhered to the rules of being a woman but ended up like this would undoubtedly have a strong impact on the three views of the heroines. Perhaps it was in the unsatisfactory marriage that Aphrodite, like Pan Jinlian, completed the transformation from a virgin to a slut.
Dear readers, Hephaestus has a brother born from the same mother, named Ares. He is tall, handsome, and has a strength of thousands of pounds. Zeus named him the god of war. Aphrodite looked at Ares and thought to herself, "Hephaestus and he are brothers from the same mother, and he is so tall. I have married such a man, and my life is not in vain. Look at my 'lame Hephaestus', who looks three parts like a human and seven parts like a ghost. I am so unlucky! Why don't you ask him to come to my house more often? I didn't expect that this marriage would be here!"
In Water Margin, Pan Jinlian fell in love with Wu Song, the brother of Wu Dalang, and Aphrodite also fell in love with Ares, the brother of Hephaestus. However, unlike in Water Margin, Ares was not as calm as Wu Song, and immediately got together with Aphrodite. Often, Hephaestus went to work in the blacksmith shop, and Ares came home right after him.
In Water Margin, Wang Po once discussed with Ximen Qing the way to pick up girls, and proposed five basic principles: Pan, donkey, Deng, small, and leisure. Ares really meets most of them: as the god of war, he is handsome. Although he does not have the feminine beauty of Pan An, he has his own masculine charm that can fascinate women; gods are different from mortals. Except for Hephaestus, few of them have defects in their organs, so there is no doubt that they are "donkeys"; not to mention the money comparable to Deng Tong, how can gods worry about not having money to spend? In terms of leisure, except for some coolies, most of the gods live a life of eating, drinking and having fun all day long, and have plenty of time to arrange freely; the only thing that the god of war lacks is probably the "small" part. He is rough by nature and is not very good at being humble. However, Aphrodite is also unrestrained and is not the kind of woman who is always in a bad mood, so this is not a problem. Therefore, when Ares and Aphrodite got together, they immediately burst into flames like dry wood meeting fire.
Of course these are all jokes. Aphrodite was not forced to be promiscuous, but she was promiscuous by nature.
But no matter what, Aphrodite likes handsome men.
For example, Adonis is a famous handsome boy. If Zeus saw him, he would probably want to get involved. Aphrodite and Persephone almost fought for him. Another example is Prince Anchises, who is not very famous. He is a brave and smart man. His temperament and wisdom made Aphrodite fall in love. He is the father of the Trojan prince Aeneas. When he met Aphrodite, he was attracted by her beauty and charm. They fell in love and gave birth to Aeneas.
In order to punish Aphrodite, Zeus made her fall in love with a man and made her son an important figure in the Trojan War. Zeus also told Anchises not to reveal Aeneas's background, otherwise he would be punished. But Anchises did not listen to Zeus. In order to protect his son, he told the secret between him and Aphrodite to the Trojan King Priam. Zeus was very angry when he knew it, so he made Anchises blind and lame. But this did not affect his relationship with Aphrodite, and they still loved each other deeply.
These are all love stories of Aphrodite. She is a goddess who dares to love and hate. She doesn't care about other people's opinions and evaluations. She only pursues her own happiness. She conquered countless gods and people with her beauty and charm. She also protected her loved ones with her true feelings and courage. She is the embodiment of love and the symbol of beauty. She is Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty.
She is famous for her beauty!
Asgardians...it cannot be said that they are not handsome, it’s mainly because the aesthetics of Asgards are seriously contrary to Aphrodite!
For example, Asgardians like muscles.
Aphrodite also likes muscles, but she prefers the kind that is evenly distributed and just right. But the Asgardians pursue the kind of big muscles! And it is best to have fat-wrapped muscles... Yes, the kind of strong men with a pot belly are the beauty in the eyes of the Asgardians!
Because this kind of muscle is what a real tough guy should have. The muscles that grow out of the gym look great, but they are actually meaningless... Asgardians like brave warriors. And brave warriors should have fat-packed muscles.
Aphrodite prefers the body type of ancient Greek sculptures, without any flesh. If there is flesh, it will not look good.
Simply put, the kind of beautiful boy that Aphrodite likes is definitely a sissy in Asgard. Not to mention being popular, even if others see him, they will only laugh at him.
It doesn’t matter if there are no good-looking boys.
The key point is that Aphrodite actually found out that... she was not welcome.
Perhaps it is because Ragnarok has always been weighing on the Asgardians' heads, which has resulted in the Asgardians developing a very pragmatic personality, which is integrated into every aspect of Asgard, including aesthetics.
Aphrodite is sought after by all men wherever she is.
But in Asgard, there was no such interest.
Simply put, many Asgardians would be dazzled when they saw Aphrodite, but after a closer look, they would shake their heads and lose interest.
There's no way, Aphrodite doesn't conform to the aesthetic standards of the Asgardians at all.
Their aesthetic is very...how should I put it?
It's not that they don't think Aphrodite is not beautiful, it's just... she doesn't meet their standards. Beauty is universal, maybe the Asgardians don't quite understand what art is, but beautiful things are beautiful, there is no refutation on this point.
But the problem is, the women they like cannot be weak!
A warrior's mother should also be a warrior!
Aphrodite is so beautiful, like a gorgeous vase and a beautiful flower.
Asgardians would think it was beautiful, but no one would want it because it was not practical! She was not a strong woman at first glance, and I felt like she would cry for a long time if she was punched.
If I must say, Athena will definitely be more popular than ever in Asgard, because she completely meets the aesthetics of Asgardian men, beautiful, brave, and heroic, while Aphrodite is far behind.
This made Aphrodite very unhappy.
It’s bad enough that there are no good-looking men, but these men are so damn blind!
No wonder the gods hate Asgard!
This place is indeed very different from the Pantheon.
But Aphrodite soon let go of this little unhappiness... after all, she had her own goals.
Although she is unrestrained, she also has principles. That is, she falls in love with every man she meets and will never fall in love with two men at the same time!
……
Kai did not indulge in a drinking contest with those Asgard men...these guys were really drinking to their death.
For them, not getting guests drunk is definitely a sign of inhospitability.
Kai came here several times and suffered greatly each time.
This time he escaped early.
He needs to sort out what happened before.