OBS Chapter 2771 Star Core Rescue (End)
Chapter 2771 Star Core Rescue (End)
Chapter 2771 Star Core Rescue (End)
In an endless and mysterious void, three huge golden heads appeared. These were the three sides of the Living Tribunal, representing justice, demand and revenge respectively.
Below the heads, the huge golden body turned into the ground of the Tribunal, with the bodies of the five abstract entities listed on it. On the left were Galactus and Annihilation, on the right were Death and Infinity, and facing the three huge heads was Eternity.
In the lower left corner of the golden body, which is also the northeast direction of the courtroom, sits the jury. Most of them are powerful people who control part of the cosmic rules in each multiverse, and some are powerful people at the omnipotent universe level. In the lower right corner is the witness stand waiting to be called. The people sitting there have different levels of power, but most of them are related to this incident.
In the past thousand years, the Life Tribunal has never held a hearing with such a grand ceremony, because the Life Tribunal has the absolute power to rule the omnipotent universe. He is both the presiding judge and the prosecutor. He can go through all the legal procedures alone, and there is no need for hearings and trials.
But this time the nature is obviously special. The disaster of the bad movie nightmare swept the entire omnipotent universe, but the source of this disaster is not so easily judged. This time the Life Court also asked its own big boss before setting the tone for the trial.
In general, it is fair, just and open. The plaintiff is the universe administrator represented by the five abstract entities. The reason for the prosecution is that Schiller endangers the stability of the omnipotent universe by spreading bad movie nightmares. Schiller can accept the summons to court and present evidence to prove his innocence. The Life Court will act as the arbitrator, listen to the opinions of both parties, make a fair judgment, and make the results of the judgment public to all victims of the omnipotent universe.
Schiller came very quickly. He arrived almost as soon as the court was set up. Yongheng breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this guy did not resist going to court, otherwise it would be really troublesome.
But who is that guy behind him? Everyone is wondering, is he his bodyguard or lawyer?
Wait a minute, this dressing style, these sharp teeth, this crazy laugh... The face in the front of the Living Court that was not covered with rags widened his eyes, and he was frantically sending messages to the boss in the backstage.
Help! There's shit getting in!
But now it is a little too late to realize that Schiller has come, and this guy's face has been seen by almost everyone present, so he is bound to lose the copyright fee.
Wait, could this be Schiller's conspiracy? Several abstract entities exchanged glances with each other, and the more they thought about it, the more they felt that just because we brought him to court, he might just go all out and invite everyone to eat shit together. He is really vicious!
But things had come to this point, and the court had to go to court. Yongheng, as the deputy presiding judge, pointed to the defendant's seat to Schiller. Schiller walked over calmly and sat down, exchanging glances with the AI Iron Man in the witness stand next to him.
Yongheng cleared his throat and said, "Let's not waste any more time talking, Schiller. I'm sure you know why you came here. To be honest, we can ignore the little tricks you did in your own single universe and multiverse before, but this time the movement is really too big, and it has caused substantial harm to the stability of the omnipotent universe, so we have to put you on trial."
It sounds like a threat, but it's more like a reminder. The general meaning is that if you don't make such a big noise, we don't want to make things difficult for you.
After all, it was obvious from the previous attempts that this strange psychologist had some unclear relationship with the big boss, and his relationship with the neighbor's big boss was even deeper. As long as it wasn't too excessive, no one wanted to cause trouble for such a relationship.
Eternity desperately hinted that as long as you bow your head and promise not to commit the same mistake again next time, we can make a big deal out of a small matter and sentence you to multiverse imprisonment. You just stay in your own little corner and I guarantee that no one will cause trouble for you.
Unexpectedly, Schiller stiffened his neck and said, "I protest! You are totally wrongly accusing a good man! I didn't do this at all!"
"Keep your voice down!" Yongheng said, "Be careful or you'll be sentenced to a roaring court! Say it again, did you do this?"
He felt that he had given Schiller enough face. Now that the evidence is out in the open, you still want to change your testimony in court. I would just sentence you to exile in the single universe, right?
Wait, it seems he was really exiled. Damn it, why couldn't the boss just throw him farther away and let him stick to the next wall?!
"I told you, I didn't do this." Schiller said firmly, "Not only did I not do it, I am also a victim. My personality traits were rebooted because of the bad movies I spread in my dreams. I demand compensation from you universe administrators!"
All the abstract entities stared with their eyes wide open. Even the jury was whispering, is this guy crazy or something? Let’s not talk about whether you did it or not. Look at all the monsters around you. Are you asking them for compensation? !
Schiller did not stop. He covered his chest and said in grief, "I am just an ordinary psychiatrist. I also suffer from autism. My mental state is not as good as that of ordinary people. As a result, you cosmic administrators neglected your duties and caused my dreams to be invaded. It caused great trauma to my mind. I demand that you must compensate me for my mental damages!"
"Wait a minute." Yongheng said with a headache: "You said you didn't do it, do you have any evidence?"
Schiller pointed to the side and said, "He is the best evidence."
Everyone turned around and saw that the "he" was the Laughing Bat.
Yongheng’s head hurt even more.
But don't worry about it yet, because he will have another headache later, because at this time the Laughing Bat opened his mouth and spoke.
"You bunch of damn stupid ants, who do you think you are? A judge who is high above? No, you are wrong, absolutely wrong!"
Schiller turned into gray mist, and all the words of the Laughing Bat were captioned in red letters on a black background with bold, rough edges and trembling fonts, and the subtitles were placed in front of everyone's eyes, making it impossible not to read them.
"You created the universe, but you never understand it. You are just like mechanical zombies, making the universe as boring as you are. I just created a little chaos in this boring universe, which I would rather call a little color in the boring paleness. But you are so cheap and shallow that you attribute this to a crime, and you can't even see through the source behind this "astonishing" artistic creation. You can't understand the mystery of the imagery contained in it at all!"
Although the Chinese text does not look long, it is as long as a short essay when translated into English. Because the subtitles are too long, the entire courtroom is now flooded with red text on a black background.
Yongheng struggled to push aside the pile of subtitles in front of him, and roared at Schiller: "That's enough! Schiller! Get this thing away!!!"
The gray fog dispersed a little, but Yongheng roared even more devastated: "You know I'm not talking about subtitles!!!"
And because this trial is broadcast live throughout the omnipotent universe, all victims can see it. At this moment, people from countless civilizations are covering their eyes or feeling their organs and wailing, what the hell is this? ! MY EYES!!!
But it's not over yet, the Batman Who Laughs is still talking nonstop, and after using a long string of words to belittle all the abstract entities present, he began to analyze his film, using a style that is similar to that of the Joker and a bit like Batman, but actually has nothing to do with the two.
"Oh, Robbins is a poor little guy. I met him in an alley. How should I put it? He and his companions are like stray dogs abandoned by this society. I have to say that New York is a more terrible place than Gotham, but it does not have the artistry of Gotham. You must understand the uniqueness of Gotham to compare the difference between the two. Robbins is just the least important part of this small difference. He will not be the first, nor the last. Everything he does afterwards is imposed on him by this society, and it is also the most perfect artistry that I will extract from it..."
The wild laughter could not be said to have been restrained, it could only be said to have a hint of laughter. If it was just him, it might not have been so destructive, but there happened to be someone else beside him to help him.
Schiller not only provided him with subtitles that were quite in line with his aesthetic taste, but also provided quite complete academic annotations for the various unfamiliar words he used. When he paused, he would use "Hmm?", "Oh——", "Ah?" to connect the sentences, and would also ask at appropriate times, "So what do you think here?", "Is this how you see it?", "So that's how it is, then what about here?"
Kuangxiao has never experienced such treatment before. He spends 90% of his time performing solo shows. Today, he suddenly meets a perfect supporting actor who can act opposite him and make him happy. How can his histrionic personality not explode completely?
But Gray Fog has many functions. In addition to changing subtitles, it can also be turned into a projection to play movies, and even become a holographic projection to show certain clips in the movie in a three-dimensional way.
Now, the Judgment Conference has completely turned into a film viewing conference for the almighty powerful beings in the universe, or in other words, it has directly turned into a public shit-eating conference for the almighty powerful beings at the level of the universe.
You say you want to leave, but that’s not possible. The Life Court is still watching here. Once the trial begins, it will not stop until a result is reached.
But if you say you want to stop them, that won't work, because they are listing evidence, because if you want to prove who directed the film, the director and screenwriter have to come out and talk about their shooting ideas and details, such as what techniques were used in what place, which actors were met, and what equipment was used.
These are all probable and universal evidences. If fairness is to be ensured, then a hearing on these evidences cannot be refused. Otherwise, it is said that the omnipotent universe-level strong men are somewhat ignorant of the law. They never thought about it before coming. The jury must hear the whole process, which means they have to watch this 11-hour bad movie again from the beginning.
What's even more disastrous is that the director of this crappy movie actually showed up and personally told them the entire process of making this crappy movie, from screenwriting to preparation to directing to shooting to editing, mixed with countless divergent thoughts that were almost impossible to tell whether they were off-topic or deliberate nonsense, and then there were also confusing subtitles in black background with red capital letters.
Only then did they realize that Schiller did not want everyone to eat shit, he wanted everyone to drown in shit, and he wanted them to watch him do the butterfly stroke in the sea of shit while they were sinking, and praised him as the most agile maggot in the sea of shit.
When he realized that five hours had passed and Crazy Laugh hadn't even finished telling Robbins' part, Yongheng couldn't bear it any longer.
He gave Death a look, Death gave the Living Tribunal a look, and the Living Tribunal gave the big boss OAA a look through the backstage.
Finally, as the sixth hour was approaching and most of the jury and witnesses were pale, the Life Court received a reply from the big boss, which was simply summarized in one sentence: "If it doesn't work, withdraw."
Well said, where to retreat? Is there any place in the omnipotent universe that is not stained with shit?
Wait, is there a way to go to the next universe?
Fighting the world! Yes! Fighting the world!
Didn't a bunch of superheroes say they had been to the fighting world? Never mind what that was about, but the water in the septic tank was almost up to their necks, and they were still choosing the style of lifebuoy?
run! Run!
Someone immediately noticed that the AI Iron Man had opened a blue portal, and the aura of a strange world appeared behind the portal.
There is no weak person sitting here. The moment the portal opened, colorful lights flashed on the witness stand. It was like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers, fearing that they would be caught up by shit if they were a second late.
The jury couldn't sit still. If you run away, then the shit will come to us. No matter where it is, even a mountain of swords and a sea of fire is better than a cesspool, I'm coming!
Almost within the time it took for them to meet, the witness stand and the jury all ran away. Death has the lowest bottom line among all abstract entities. He went into the portal with a whoosh, not caring about the lives of his brothers and sisters. Eternity had Infinity in his left hand and Annihilation in his right hand, and he kicked Devouring Star with his foot. The whole family rushed into the portal, crawling and tumbling.
Of course, these are all M bodies of the original body. The real universe administrator itself is just a string of code rules and has no entity. But even so, the M body of the original body is much more powerful than the single body or the clone of the multiverse.
Finally, the Life Tribunal, Crazy Laughter, and Schiller were the only ones left in the courtroom. Adam gradually emerged. Schiller, who had reappeared in human form from the gray fog, was about to take a step over there when Adam stretched out his hands and screamed, "Don't come over here! I'll walk by myself!"
After saying that, he stared in the direction of Schiller and Kuang Xiao while adjusting his body posture and flew towards the portal. In the end, only Kuang Xiao and Schiller were left staring at each other in the entire universe.
"What are you looking at? All your audiences have run away." Schiller shrugged and said, "This trick is useful, but it can only be used once."
"…You're using me?"
"You're kidding. Who can use you?" Schiller also walked towards the portal and said, "If you don't come, I'll close it."
The laughter paused for a moment, then walked over, then stopped at the door, then hesitated.
The laughter was kicked in by Schiller.
I slept for 13 hours and felt dizzy.