Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Chapter 400 Zombie Taoist Priest 15

Mao Xiaofang saw this scene and nodded, thinking that his nephew was kind-hearted.

Ah Fan ran over and looked at the two people curiously. At this moment, the oil-paper umbrella in his arms began to dance.

"National, national, is that you?" Chen Xiaolian's surprised voice sounded.

In broad daylight, an oil-paper umbrella stood out of nowhere, dripping water continuously. The passersby around were so frightened that they shouted, "There's a ghost!" and all ran away.

"Guomin?" Ren Yinyin looked at the two men. One of them was Fang Guomin?

"Oh, she's crying!" Afan said to Ren Yinyin.

The long-haired man stared at the oil-paper umbrella in the air without blinking, and didn't even bother to eat the buns in his arms.

Mao Xiaofang came over, cast a spell to conjure up a red curtain, and said to Chen Xiaolian, "Chen Xiaolian, take him in!"

"Yes!" Chen Xiaolian led the long-haired and grinning man into the red tent.

The three people standing outside only heard someone inside say, "Nationals, Nationals, I'm Xiaolian... Don't you recognize me?"

"Chen Xiaolian, recite the Sanqing Mantra!" Mao Xiaofang reminded.

She is now an elf in the umbrella, and she cannot reveal her figure without the help of the Three Purities Mantra.

"I understand, Master!" Chen Xiaolian recited the Three Purities Mantra, and her face and figure slowly revealed themselves.

"Guomin, can you see me? I am Xiaolian!" Chen Xiaolian looked at her husband excitedly.

But her husband Fang Guomin could only smile foolishly and was unable to respond to her at all.

Chen Xiaolian glanced at her husband sadly and said to Mao Xiaofang, "Master Mao, my husband is crazy and can't recognize me at all. Can you help him?"

Mao Xiaofang sighed helplessly, "I will definitely help if I can!"

"But he's not possessed by evil spirits. Instead, his head was injured by a bomb."

"He doesn't recognize you anymore. You'd better give up! Go and reincarnate as soon as possible!"

Chen Xiaolian shook her head, "No, I feel that he knows of my existence!"

"I want to be with him. I'd rather we die together and then be reborn!"

"Then it's up to you!" Mao Xiaofang had no choice but to deal with the infatuated female ghost.

"Thank you for helping us, Master Mao!" Chen Xiaolian said this gratefully, then returned to the umbrella and landed in Fang Guomin's hands.

Fang Guomin was holding an oil-paper umbrella, and seemed to know that his wife was inside, rubbing it against his face.

"Master, does this count as a reunion between husband and wife?" Afan was happy for Chen Xiaolian when he saw a man and a ghost walking out of the tent.

"They were separated in life and in death. The worst thing is that Fang Guomin was too stupid to recognize her. Alas!" Ren Yinyin felt sad as she watched the couple walking further and further away.

"This is called infatuation!" Mao Xiaofang was also deeply moved, "Emotion, love..."

Before he could finish his words, he saw two people staring at him coldly not far away.

It was Zhong Bang and Lao Gui from the police station!

Ren Yinyin also saw it, stuck out her tongue, and wanted to retreat quietly.

It’s too late for her to say she doesn’t know them now!

"Ms. Ren, nice to meet you again!" Zhong Bang walked over with a forced smile and said to Ren Yinyin.

It's so embarrassing that he, a policeman, was fooled by a little girl.

"Hey, little girl, why are you with them this time?" Lao Gui teased.

"Haha, it's none of my business. I didn't escape from prison!" Ren Yinyin muttered softly.

Zhong Bang showed the handcuffs to the three people, and Ren Yinyin's eyes widened.

"Hey, are you kidding me? We really went there to exorcise ghosts!" Ren Yinyin said unconvinced.

"Don't you guys read the newspaper?"

"I've seen a lot of these tricks!" Is what's in the newspaper necessarily true? Zhong Bang doesn't believe it!

He has seen his sister Zhong Jun perform many of the same tricks since he was a child!

"Oh, playing tricks!" Ren Yinyin said sarcastically, moving closer to Zhong Bang. "Where's your sister Zhong Jun?"

Zhong Bang was shocked, "How did you know?"

"Of course it was your childhood sweetheart, the beautiful and kind Sister Bi Xin who told me!" Ren Yinyin said proudly.

"So what?" Zhong Bang said stubbornly, staring at Ren Yinyin. "If I suspect you have a problem, I can take you back to the police station and lock you up for two days."

"Oh my, what a show of authority!" Ren Yinyin said bluntly, hands behind his back, "Then I'll tell the reporters how your sister deceived the people of Hong Kong under the protection of a police officer like you."

"I wonder if you will be able to wear this police uniform properly when the time comes?"

Ah Fan stood in front of Ren Yinyin and said, "That's right, my master has a very good relationship with those reporters!"

"Hey, Abang, I think they are fine!" Seeing that the situation was not good, the old ghost pulled Zhong Bang and whispered.

Zhong Bang was in a difficult situation. He knew exactly what his sister was like.

Zhong Bang's face turned pale and blue. He gritted his teeth and finally put down the handcuffs.

"You're lucky. I'll let you go this time. But don't let me catch you playing tricks again!"

Ren Yinyin raised his chin proudly, "Don't worry, we are real ghost-catching Taoist priests, we are not pretending to be ghosts."

Mao Xiaofang stepped forward and said to Zhong Bang and Lao Gui with a smile, "You two, when it comes to matters of yin and yang, if you believe in them, they exist, and if you don't, they don't exist. If you really run into trouble in the future, you might as well come find us."

Zhong Bang snorted coldly and said nothing, while Lao Gui waved his hand, "Alright, alright, got it."

After saying that, the two turned and left.

Ren Yinyin looked at their backs and made a face.

"Okay, let's not waste time here." Mao Xiaofang said, "There are other things waiting for us to deal with."

After scaring off the police, Ah Fan jumped up excitedly, "Got it, Master!"

Ren Yinyin also laughed and followed the two of them happily.

After they walked away, a figure flashed out from behind a nearby pillar, looked at their departing backs, thought for a moment, and left.

……

"Master Mao!"

As soon as the three of them returned to the hotel, they were stopped by a figure.

The man said respectfully, "Master Mao, you are back!"

"Who are you?" Mao Xiaofang asked politely with a bow.

"Master Mao, you are welcome. I am a servant in Boss Yu's family. Our Boss Yu has heard of Master Mao's great name and would like to invite you to dinner at his house." said the man.

"Boss Yu?" Mao Xiaofang pondered for a moment. "Sorry, I have something else to do. I appreciate your kindness, Boss Yu."

"Master, someone is treating us to a meal, why don't we go?" Afan whispered from behind.

After a busy day, they were already hungry. Someone treated them to a big meal. What a kind person!

"Boss Yu? Is his name Yu Dahai?" Ren Yinyin asked.

"Ah? Haha, yes, yes!"

"Master uncle, he is Yu Bixin's father, a very rich tycoon!" Ren Yinyin explained.

Mao Xiaofang shook his head. He didn't want to deal with these wealthy people. He just wanted to find Xuankui's whereabouts.

"Master Mao, please don't refuse yet. Our boss Yu is very powerful in Hong Kong." The servant saw Mao Xiaofang's expression and said quickly, "If Master Mao has any trouble, you can ask Boss Yu to solve it."

Ah Fan tugged at Mao Xiaofang's sleeve and whispered, "Master, going for a meal won't take up much time. Maybe we can even get some news about Xuan Kui from Boss Yu."

Mao Xiaofang hesitated for a moment, and Ren Yinyin also chimed in: "Yes, Uncle Master, it wouldn't hurt to go and take a look."

Mao Xiaofang finally nodded and said to the servant: "Then I will respectfully obey your command."

The servant showed joy on his face and hurriedly led the way.