I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 327 1 Road to the East



Chapter 327 1 Road to the East

There are finally signs of spring in the haze forest.

After nearly a month of warming, the thick snow on the ground, where the sunlight was blocked by the tree canopy, is no longer visible.

Except for the dead silence in the Elf Courtyard, the small animals in the entire Haze Forest began to seize the rare opportunity to dig for food under the spring sunshine.

Of course, most of the time I am engaging in social activities with people of the opposite sex.

Passing through the easternmost part of the gray haze forest, you will reach the legendary Moon Sea.

Of course, this "legend" is relative to the Blue Star Waste Youth.

For most of the natives who lived in the Haze Forest, the Moon Sea was a very popular holiday destination before the Elf Courtyard was submerged.

"Ooooh! Wow!"

A young human just emerged from the dense forest.

When his feet stepped on the beach, he danced and screamed as if he had experienced some kind of excitement.

Not far behind him followed a relatively thin, but tall orc.

Compared with the human in front who was wearing aristocratic hunting clothes and was obviously dressed up carefully, this orc looked much more gentle.

Even though he was wearing the iconic orc fur armor.

"Pervert Alvin! Can you please stop yelling like that!"

The young orc, who looked no more than twenty years old, was missing an ear.

He stepped onto the beach, leaving footprints much deeper than those left by the previous humans.

This is our old acquaintance Kong Er.

He quickly left the woods, with two fine gold sticks slung around his waist. The fur armor on his body was a unique style of the wasteland orcs, comparable to human heavy armor.

But these are not the reasons why he is overweight.

Behind Kong Er's back was a backpack half a person's height.

This huge travel container was stuffed to the brim, and no one knew what was inside. It looked very heavy.

However, the orc, who had already become a mid-level swordsman, did not feel how much weight he was carrying.

He stretched gently and breathed in the seaside air, as if the huge package did not exist.

"Tietou lied to me again... The breeze from the Moon Sea is not salty at all..."

Kong Er took two steps forward and looked at Ivan running around on the beach. A feeling of resentment suddenly welled up in his heart.

"Hey! Human pervert!

What are you thinking? Why do you have to ask me to accompany you to the territory of the dark elves!

Can't you let me practice swordsmanship in the druid's residence?"

Ivan, who had already started taking off his boots and running around barefoot, imagining life at the seaside, suddenly slammed on the brakes.

He looked at Kong Er, who had an ugly expression, and smiled in a way that only a fox could.

"Didn't you come along in the end? You even offered to help carry the bag..."

“Come on—

If Broken Tooth hadn't wanted to cut off my weapons with an axe, I wouldn't have bothered to follow you to find your half-elf lady.

Don't tell me that Broken Tooth's abnormal behavior was not ordered by you!"

He threw the backpack behind him to the ground in annoyance and sat on it, not caring that there was also a share of rations inside for him.

“Alright, two-dimensional beastman.

Elves! Wild and unruly black elves in the good camp!

Because of this, that old pervert Ruiwo is almost dying of envy!"

Ivan, with a foxy look on his face, leaned close to her ear and whispered in a mean voice.

"Don't you want to pick a prettier one from the dark elves and have a passionate second marriage?"

He gave Alvin a cold look and ignored this perverted human with a filthy mind.

Kong Er pulled out a whole stick of chewy potato from the backpack under his butt and took a big bite out of it viciously.

About three or four days ago, Alvin ran to the druid station in a panic, followed by that unreliable skeleton.

Originally, this human was going to ask Bol for help, hoping that he could arrange a druid as a guide to help him go to Breath of the Moon Sea, the new dungeon of the drow elves.

However, Boll, who seemed to know the whole story, rejected the offer flatly on the grounds of lack of manpower.

The dejected Ivan happened to meet the orc diplomat who came to the base to build relations - Broken Tooth Wasteland, who had just finished supporting Nield.

So, after Broken Tooth waved his hand, he became the unlucky guy who acted as a guest guide.

Thinking of this, Kong Er took another big bite of the chewy potato in his hand.

I've never been to that ocean or anything like that, so I don't even know what the ocean looks like...

Is it interesting to have such a deliberate arrangement?

I was not allowed to participate in the battle to support Neild before, and now I was arranged to be together with the pervert on Ivan's side.

His hollow cheeks bulged as he tried hard to grind the hard dry food with his back molars.

As a swordsman in training, Kong Er needs to do a lot of practice and fighting to improve his rank.

Not long ago, he had a great fight with a group of fallen elves at the druid station, and Kong Er almost touched the threshold of the high level.

As a result, after just a few days of fun, the group of brainless degenerates withdrew from the army, which made Kong Er feel a little unsatisfied.

Now, Broken Tooth forced him to follow the pervert all the way east, saying that this would be the best journey.

"Hey……"

After finally swallowing the dry food, Kong Er looked up at the sky and breathed a sigh of relief.

I don't know when I will face a battle next time...

Suddenly, he caught sight of something out of the corner of his eye and stood up abruptly.

"Hey! Pervert! Stop!

Stand there and don't move!"

Kong Er's originally somewhat tired voice suddenly became extremely tense.

As a warrior who honed his skills in combat, he has a keen sense of observation, especially of hostile creatures.

The pervert Ivan had already run to the edge of the beach near the sea. He was standing in a large pile of rocks half buried in the sand.

Although it was also the first time to pass through the Haze Forest and reach the Moon Sea;

But Kong Er had already identified what those "stones" were from the patterns on them.

Fixed in place by the loud roar from the empty ear, Alvin reluctantly stopped his act of having fun.

The useless young man from Blue Star turned around with a resentful look on his face, looking at Kong Er who was running towards him with a stick in his hand. He seemed very dissatisfied with this two-dimensional orc who did not understand the charm of the beach.

But then, Alvin was stunned.

His feet left the sand and his whole body was lifted into the air by something.

Ivan, who was completely unprepared, twisted his neck and could even hear the creaking sound of his stiff cervical vertebrae.

When he saw the creature behind him clearly, this handsome but perverted human showed a look of fear in front of Kong Er for the first time.

"Big, big, big -- what a huge crab!!!"

The sharp screams awakened the biological communities hidden under the beach.

For a moment, the beach in front of him was like boiling water, boiling up.


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