OBS Chapter 1033 - 1030: Do You Fucking Believe It!
Chapter 1033 - 1030: Do You Fucking Believe It!
"Boss, I’ll stun them when they come over!"Bi Xia smirked as Meng Chi’s voice rang out, "Alright."
On Summoner’s Rift, Meng Chi felt like he was the radiant Lux, finding it even harder to control in-game than in real life. Because in real life, he viewed everything from his own god’s-eye perspective, yet when standing alongside Lux, he only got the bottom lane perspective.
However, after a few rounds, Meng Chi now handled it quite skillfully.
When Meng Chi’s Lux stunned the enemy ADC, Bi Xia showed no mercy, diving onto the AD with a Q, then a basic attack. As the stun wore off, the enemy AD Jhin started running, with his long legs almost sprinting. Next to EZ, Jhin made the latter look like a dwarf, but EZ still couldn’t help but be stylish!
However, Bi Xia wouldn’t tolerate it, daring to stand in front of her and flaunt the longer legs? Reckless!
Seeing Jhin’s low health, while all her skills were used up earlier killing the enemy support, Bi Xia paused as she noticed her level. She turned around to clear a cannon minion, meanwhile Jhin sensed danger, about to flee, only to see EZ’s ultimate—a golden curved bow—flying towards him, crossing through his body.
[System] "Bi Xiaowu and Bi Lingqi" killed "Call Me Master Brother"
Bi Xia smirked again, turning to run back to Meng Chi when suddenly, a rustle came from the bushes. Bi Xia froze, hearing Meng Chi, "Boss, run! Enemy jungle is coming!"
Bi Xia: ...
No skills, half health, no health potion, no flash, just hit level six... Damn!
"Feixiaofei!"
Bi Xia hurriedly called Xu Renfei, "Where are you, come and help!"
Xu Renfei, happily farming jungle, heard Bi Xia calling him and immediately raised his head, "What’s going on?"
Upon looking up, he witnessed the savage scene at the bottom lane.
Lux shielded EZ and stood in front of him, blocking the enemy jungler’s attacks, while the bloodied EZ behind struggled to attack the jungler from afar.
"Idiot just standing there!" Bi Xia’s furious voice boomed, "Get over here!"
Xu Renfei snapped back to reality, "Oh oh oh, coming, coming~~~"
[System] "Eldest Warlord Happy" killed "Father Gong Ye"
[System] "Eldest Warlord Happy" killed "Bi Xiaowu and Bi Lingqi"
[System] Double Kill
Bi Xia: ...
Meng Chi: ...
"Huh? Am I late?" Xu Renfei muttered, eyeing the enemy Lee Sin, "I’m going to avenge you guys now!"
[System] "Eldest Warlord Happy" killed "Universe’s Handsomest Little Flying Hero"
[System] Triple Kill
Bi Xia: ...
Meng Chi: ...
Xu Renfei: ...
Ye Xiao: ...
[System] "Yan Xiang King" killed "Cannot Eat Little Bunny"
Du Zizun: "... Damn! I just went to kill someone who doesn’t eat bunnies, how did three of you get finished off?"
Sensing the low pressure to his left, Ye Xiao turned his head and gestured to Du Zizun to hush, "Quiet, don’t speak, careful not to cause collateral damage."
"Huh?" Du Zizun looked utterly confused.
Bi Xia expressionless, "Xu Renfei, be glad I know you, otherwise I’d flame you to everyone."
Xu Renfei: ...
[Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!]
[I’ve always said, our hubby is terrible at jungling.]
[Right, right, and he’s overly obsessed with jungling too!]
[Your Highness, quickly pull our Little Flying Hero back to be your support, otherwise your household will barely ever see a good jungle.]
[Because he’s always busy farming in the jungle!]
[Ahahahahahahahahaha]
Xu Renfei: ... Is this how you tear me down? Besides, what’s wrong with jungling in the jungle? It’s just his timing for GANK wasn’t right.
"The enemy jungle’s been constantly GANKing bottom lane, yet you, half a day without a trace, just one glance at the jungle and you’re definitely busy farming!"
"No," Bi Xia corrected herself, "Either farming jungle or healing, without even using Smite; you keeping it as a family heirloom?"
Xu Renfei: ... I’m saving it for precautionary needs~
"Boss," Meng Chi suddenly spoke, "No need to flame now."
"Hm?"
Meng Chi pointed at the screen, "The enemy started a group taunt."
Looking at the screen, the enemy ADC was chatting