Chapter 273 Watch You Twist Your Butt and Throw Water Droplets
Chapter 273 Watch You Twist Your Butt and Throw Water Droplets
After running for dozens of cycles, I actually had a subtle feeling of making progress.
After an incense stick of time, a small whirlwind of spiritual energy suddenly appeared above Di Yanqing's head, attracting the spiritual energy of heaven and earth in the space to gather towards his small body...
Jun Fuyao smacked his lips in astonishment: This progress is too fast, isn't it?! Already... it's time to build a foundation?! As expected... people get angry when they compare themselves to others...
Following a series of crackling sounds of bones popping, every pore on Di Yanqing's small body oozed out a dark, juice-like dirty substance...
And at this moment, his cultivation successfully broke through to the second level.
With such good kung fu, he was able to advance directly from zero cultivation to level two. Di Yanqing looked at himself in disbelief: Is it so easy to break through now?
"Di Di, you are so awesome, you are simply a genius..." Jun Fuyao praised him as if he was free of charge, and smiled so hard that his teeth were showing.
Then she quickly turned the spiritual energy of heaven and earth in the air into water, and dropped it into the large basin she had prepared long ago, ready to help Di Yanqing take a bath.
Di Yanqing was extremely embarrassed and struggled desperately, wanting to wash himself. However, Jun Fuyao would never let him do so. Without saying anything, she carried him into the basin and began to wash him herself...
While washing, he threatened: "This dirt is stuck to your body tightly, can you wash it clean by yourself? Be good and don't move, otherwise I will start to act like a hooligan..."
Di Yanqing was powerless to complain: ...Aren’t you acting like a hooligan now?
But he also knew that Jun Fuyao was right. If he were to wash it himself, some places would indeed not be cleaned cleanly, which was something he, a clean enthusiast, could not tolerate.
Never mind, never mind, just let her wash. She is not a human being now anyway, Di Yanqing comforted himself shyly.
Jun Fuyao cleaned up every filth for Di Yanqing with a serious look on his face, but in fact, he was imagining that the person in front of him was Di Yanqing in human form, and he was touching him all over...
As I was washing, my breathing became faster unconsciously...
Di Yanqing's breathing was also rapid, but he was tired.
After a long time, the washing was finally finished. Jun Fuyao dried Di Yanqing's hair, but she regretted it after drying it. She slapped her thigh and said, "Why am I so stupid? Why should I help you dry it? Isn't it good to watch you shake your butt and shake off the water droplets?"
Twisting the butt to shake off the water droplets???
Di Yanqing finally couldn't stand it anymore, and he was about to bite her with his teeth bared. Jun Fuyao screamed and jumped up and down...
The man and the beast laughed and played for a while, and Jun Fuyao was about to leave.
"Di Di, you practice well here. I'm going to go and take revenge on those six saints. Damn it, they dared to hurt my dear little husband. They must be tired of living. This matter will not be over until they pay a sufficient price." Jun Fuyao said gritting his teeth.
Upon hearing this, Di Yanqing was startled, thinking that Jun Fuyao was going to do something stupid, and hurriedly stretched out his claws to grab her, his wet eyes full of worry.
Jun Fuyao understood what he meant, picked him up, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, your wife is not a reckless person. I won't fight them head-on. I will smash them to death with gold, drown them with water, and if that doesn't work, I will burn them to death with fire or bury them alive with soil."
After hearing this, Emperor Yanqing felt relieved.
Jun Fuyao reluctantly placed Di Yanqing under the Tree of Life, and suddenly he chuckled, and with lightning speed, he patted Di Yanqing's little butt, rubbed it, and then put his hand under his nose to smell it, and said with an intoxicated expression and a lewd smile: "It smells so good, it feels so good..."
After saying that, he shook his body and slipped away with his feet greased...
Di Yanqing was so angry that he jumped up and wanted to tickle her, but unfortunately Jun Fuyao had disappeared, so he could only stomp his feet on the spot for a long time...
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Outside the city, in a large cave that had been newly dug in Tiebi Mountain, Chen Hao and the other six saints gathered there to meditate and regulate their breathing. The rest were sent out by them to gather information, including Li Yichen who had been abandoned by them that day.
"It is my turn to shop today. Please wait a moment while I go hunt some game and get a few jugs of old wine." After saying this, Chi Shengzhe was about to walk out.
A voice that sounded neither male nor female suddenly came out in a delicate voice: "Sister Chi...wait for me, I will go with you."
The person who spoke was Jiang Congji, no, it should be Jiang Congji, because he was a man today.
Chi Shengzhe certainly didn't want to be with him, but he stuck to him like a dog-skin plaster and couldn't be shaken off.
"Jiang Congji, are you annoying? Can you please stop following me? We're already out, can you go and play by yourself? Please." Chi Shengzhe was annoyed by him and scolded him mercilessly.
"Not annoying. How could I be annoying following Sister Chi? Oops, Sister Chi, you were wrong again just now. You should call me little brother Jiang Congji..." Jiang Congji said, covering his mouth shyly, and threw a coquettish look at Chi Shengzhe.
The Saint Chi stumbled, then fled as fast as he could, which made Jiang Congji chuckle...
Then he twisted his hips and swung his head in a coquettish manner as he walked in the opposite direction, muttering to himself as he walked: "I'm dying of suffocation. I must find some pretty girls to play with today..."
As Jiang Congji was walking, he suddenly looked around the corner and saw a graceful figure walking by...
"What a charming back! She must be a pretty girl..." Jiang Congji's eyes lit up and he licked his lips with his tongue.
Then she took out a small mirror from her bosom, quickly put some powder on her face, painted a big red lip, thought for a while, picked a big red wild flower from the roadside and put it on her head, then she smiled with satisfaction, twisted her big butt, and chased after her like a gust of wind...
Turning the corner, I saw the pretty lady as expected.
With Jiang Congji's keen eyesight, he could tell at a glance that the other person was just an ordinary person with no cultivation.
It's better not to have no cultivation, so as to save trouble. Jiang Congji was more satisfied. He sucked his saliva, pinched his throat, and called out coquettishly: "Young lady, young lady in front, please wait for me..."
The girl in front heard the voice and looked back. When she saw Jiang Congji, fear appeared in her eyes and she stuttered, "You, you, are you a human or a ghost?"
"Oh my, what are you talking about, young lady? It's broad daylight, where did the ghost come from..." Jiang Congji said as he looked at the girl in front of him. The more he looked, the more he liked her, and the more he felt itchy.
When the girl saw his old perverted look, she was so scared that she turned around and wanted to run away.
How could Jiang Congji let her prey run away?
He immediately jumped up, like a flower thief, and carried the girl on his shoulders, then ran towards the forest beside the road...
"Put me down, put me down, you old man, you pervert, put me down quickly, help, help..." The girl under the armpit screamed for help and kept slapping Jiang Congji with her hands.
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