Chapter 114 You actually live in a toilet
Chapter 114 You actually live in a toilet
"Grandma, I want to fight to the death with Jun Yifei, as a woman whose husband was robbed..." Xiao Han's eyes were red, and he looked straight at Xiao Yu and said, "Please grant me your blessing, Grandma! Otherwise... I would rather die here than hide back in Hancheng in disgrace."
Hearing this, Xiao Yu looked at Xiao Han with some surprise.
Xiao Han hates it most when people say that someone has stolen her husband. She gets angry with anyone who says that.
Now that she has brought it up on her own initiative, it is clear that she is extremely aggrieved.
Given Jun Yifei's pride, I think she would not refuse such a decisive battle between women.
As for the outcome of the battle, Xiao Yu was not worried at all.
Jun Yifei is a cripple and he definitely cannot beat Xiao Han.
Thinking of this, Xiao Yu looked at the other elders with a deep gaze, then nodded slowly and said, "Okay."
They decided to wait for Jun Yifei here.
The wait lasted until the third day.
Before the army arrived, the people of Hancheng met the other two people first.
"Brother, there is a teahouse up ahead. Let's go there and take a rest. We are exhausted after a long day's journey."
The person who spoke was a young man in blue.
The boy had a charming figure, and a bit of a fragile air. His voice was crisp yet a bit delicate, and his eyes were extremely alluring. It was just that his skin color was a bit... too dark.
Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that it is a disguise.
But this disguise technique... really... is hard to describe in words.
The other man next to him was dressed in purple, with black hair like ink, a slender and well-proportioned figure, skin as white as snow, and an extremely stunning appearance. His entire temperament was elegant and noble, like a flower on a high mountain, or a banished immortal who had come down to earth.
"Okay." He opened his thin lips slightly with a smile on the corners of his lips.
With this smile, his stunning appearance seemed to be filled with incomparable fairy spirit. Compared with him, the dazzling sunset in the sky seemed to be ashamed.
The two people were the Snake King Qingyi and Emperor Yanqing after they had disguised themselves.
Everyone in Hancheng who was in the teahouse noticed the two people when they appeared.
"Oh my god, is this a god from heaven?" Xiao Wu stared at the man in purple who was getting closer and closer, his saliva almost dripping.
Han Mingfeng, who was standing by, saw her like this and was glad that he didn't really like Xiao Wu.
She said she loved me the most one second, and drooled over other men the next.
What's the point of having a woman who's full of lies?
However, even though I don't like her, since she doesn't give me face, I still have to teach her a lesson.
So Han Mingfeng raised his foot and stepped hard on Xiao Wu's instep.
"Ouch..." Xiao Wu cried out in pain, but then he held the sound back in order to maintain his image, but his face looked a little ugly.
My instep was numb from the pain, and I didn't dare move.
At this time, Qing Yi just walked up to Xiao Wu and saw that she looked strange, so she asked curiously: "Miss, are you feeling unwell? Why is your face so red?"
"Ah? Ah, no, no, thank you for your concern..." Xiao Wu answered in a panic, looking at the purple-clothed Di Yanqing, and asked nervously: "I am Xiao Wu, may I ask your names, gentlemen?"
Qing Yi said with a smile: "My eldest brother's last name is Di, as for me... Of course, my last name is Di as well."
"Di is a good surname. Di is a good surname. It sounds nice and noble." Xiao Wu exclaimed.
The surname is Emperor?
The Seven Swordsmen of Hancheng and the six elders standing by felt their hearts tighten when they heard this name.
The tyrannical strength of the Emperor of the Forest of Beasts really caused a great psychological trauma on them.
Now when I hear the surname Di, I still feel a lingering fear.
"May I ask where the immortal hometown is, gentlemen? You are so outstanding, you must be descendants of some great family, right?" Xiao Yu asked with a wry smile and a scrutinizing look in his eyes.
"We are from Huangcheng, and our family is in the medicinal materials business." It was Qingyi who answered.
"I see that the two gentlemen did not bring any guards with them. I guess they must be very skilled, right?" Xiao Yu asked again.
Xiao Yu said this and looked carefully. He did not sense any fluctuation of spiritual energy from the two people. He became more and more suspicious the more he looked.
Could it be that... the cultivation of these two people is higher than mine, and they can easily conceal their cultivation in front of me?
"Oh, where? We have guards, but it's too boring to be with them, so we just got rid of them and ran away. I..." Qingyi was like a person with a loose mouth. When someone asked her anything, she would blurt out everything.
"Cough..." Di Yan coughed, he really couldn't bear to listen anymore.
To the ears of everyone in Hancheng, it sounded like he was stopping his younger brother from continuing speaking.
Sure enough, the man in green suddenly covered his mouth and smiled awkwardly at the man in purple, looking innocently frightened.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Yu felt relieved, and so did the others.
I must have been overthinking just now. How could these two people be the Snake King and the Emperor?
Even though the young man in green looks a bit like him, the man in purple doesn't look like the Emperor at all.
First of all, he is too young. Everyone assumes that the Emperor must be a middle-aged uncle, and the man in purple in front of him looks no more than twenty years old.
Secondly, the hair color is not right. No one who has seen the Emperor’s dreamy long purple hair will forget it.
After confirming that the two were not important people, the lunatic Xiao Han started to go crazy again.
She saw the look in Xiao Wu's eyes when he looked at the man in purple just now. Her niece must have fallen in love with someone at first sight.
Xiao Wutian is a favored son of heaven, so it is normal for him to have three husbands and four concubines. He just needs to leave the position of the legal husband to Han Mingfeng.
"Xiao Wu, are you interested in this young man in purple?" Xiao Han patted Xiao Wu on the shoulder.
“Ah? I…I…” Xiao Wu was at a loss when he heard that. He secretly glanced at the man in purple before blushing and stammering, “Yes…yes…yes.”
"Okay, then I'll make the decision for you and marry him home as your concubine." Xiao Han waved her hand and said, as if she had the final say in the world: "Young Master Zi Yi, come back to Hancheng with us later. We will send someone to notify your family later."
When Xiao Han was saying these crazy words, Xiao Yu beside him didn't even stop him. It seemed that she also thought there was nothing wrong with it.
When Qingyi heard this, she complained in her heart: Wow, this guy must be seriously ill. He actually wants to marry his elder brother, and as a concubine. Is he crazy?
"Hancheng? What place is that?" Qingyi said after thinking for a while, "Oh... I remember now. The public toilet on the street next to our house is called Hancheng."
Qing Yi said, covering her mouth with one hand in surprise, and pointed at Xiao Han with the other hand and said in surprise: "No way, are you that poor? You actually live in a public toilet? Then don't you have to look at poop and eat while smelling the stench of feces every day? Ugh... No wonder you spoke so stinky just now!"
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