OBS Chapter 791 Old Man of Magic Strikes
Chapter 791 Old Man of Magic Strikes
Qingque: Speaking of which, the term "Lao Deng" usually refers to an older man, right?
Fu Xuan: What else? Are you referring to women?
Qingque: Then @Qifu...
Qi Fu: I have indeed lived a long time, but unfortunately, I have no age, so I have lived from beginning to end.
Xi Lian: Darling, why are you mimicking me?
Qi Fu: Xi Lian, that's not important.
Qi Fu: On the contrary, Qing Que, at over 140 years old, in some worlds, Hook and Ke Li would call you Grandma Qing Que.
Funina: Pfft
Klee: @BlueSparrow, Grandma BlueSparrow
Qingque: …………
Xing: Haha, the ultimate comeback! Hahahaha
Klee: By the way, do you have to call any girl older than you "grandma"?
Orloren: @Klee, yes, Klee, guys have to call him grandpa.
Klee: What about those who are neither male nor female?
Orloren: Uh, then let's call it...
Euron: Then let's call it coconut milk.
Yao Yao: Coconut milk? Why coconut milk?
Sino: Coconut milk, grandpa and grandma, hahaha, Euron, you're pretty good, you have the potential to tell corny jokes, hahaha.
Tinari: I'm really... (facepalm)
Wendy: Hahahaha
Jingyuan: Hahahaha
Qi Fu: Hahahaha
Qiqi: …………
A minute passed quickly as everyone chatted.
As the system notification sounded again, the video resumed.
"Ding! Video number two, 'Old Man Magic,' is playing."
As the video unfolded, a light and cheerful piece of music began to play (this fan-made video is entirely based on episode 50 of Gintama, a Pretty Cure parody of Granny Noto and Catherine).
Amidst cheerful and light music, a series of hurried footsteps sounded. From the video's perspective, at a Y-shaped intersection, two extremely "beautiful" figures, one in blue and one in red, rushed towards the same street.
Then, unsurprisingly, they bumped into each other at the three-way intersection.
"It hurts...it hurts...it hurts!"
Both parties cried out in pain due to the collision.
But soon, they also saw each other's faces clearly.
"Oh my, isn't this Navelette-chan!" Zhongli, dressed in a blue dress, looked at Navelette, who was wearing a pink dress, with surprise.
"Ah, isn't this Xiao Zhongli-chan? You're almost late for work too?" Navelette, wearing a pink dress, also had a surprised expression.
Amidst the pink and blue dresses and the surprised voices, Zhongli and Violet maintained their perpetually indifferent expressions, causing everyone to momentarily lose their composure.
In the group:
Qi Fu: Hahahaha, you see, I told you it was definitely him, hahahaha!
Wendy: Hahahaha, is my dear Mr. Zhongli tied to Naviette now? Hahahaha
Walnut: Hahahaha
Kaiya: Isn't the hardest thing to do? How do they say such girlish and surprising things under that "iceberg face"?
Mavica: Pfft!
Zhongli: …………
Funina: Pfft, hahaha, so pink! So this is what Villette looks like in pink? Hahahaha
Fireworks: Hahahaha
Aha: Hahahaha
Navilette: …………
Krystalla: Pfft, so this is why you guys like watching this video so much? Now I understand.
Xing: Hahahaha, because this can really kill a person!
Silver Wolf: I'm about to break down. I can't even imagine what kind of unbearable scenes are coming next.
The group chat was erupting in uncontrollable laughter, while the video continued to play.
In the video:
After recognizing each other, Zhongli and Navelette immediately started "laughing" together, their forced smiles once again making everyone unable to hold back.
Do those two guys really laugh?
As they laughed, the background noise of them introducing themselves to each other could be heard.
Zhongli: "They are the most hardworking laborers on Teyvat."
Navilette: "They all have a steel-plate-clad, beautiful girl boss."
Zhong Li: "Although they didn't grow up together..."
Navigette: "But we definitely share the same heart."
Zhongli: "If you were to ask what kind of heart it is..."
Navelette: "That's naturally the heart of battle."
Zhong Li: "That's right. Although on the surface they seem like ordinary office workers, in private they are..."
Navilette: "The unsung hero who protects world peace..."
The video footage only lasted for about four or five seconds.
In the group:
Walnut: Who's the steel plate?
Funina: Yeah, who got steel plates? Don't forget who brought you out of that awful place, you two bastards!
Zhongli: …………
Navilette: …………
Fireworks: Hahahaha
Star: Hahahaha
Qi Fu: Hahahaha
Paimon: It's really nothing, there are plenty of other steel plates in the world besides you two.
Funina: Paimon, do you want to be made into soup?
Paimon: I'm sorry, Your Excellency Fucarus
Keludela: …………
Fu Xuan: …………
Some people feel they are being maliciously targeted, but the video continues.
The next scene in the video showed two people eating at the same restaurant.
They didn't know what had happened, but something on them sounded an alarm.
Then Blue Zhongli took out a white vanity case from his small crossbody bag, opened it, and saw a red light flashing inside, which was the thing that was emitting the alarm sound.
"This is!" Zhongli's expression changed drastically.
"Evil forces are lurking," Navelette's expression changed drastically.
"We have to hurry!" And just like that, the two cross-dressing perverts—cough, two imposing, cold-faced men—quickly finished their food in front of them and then rushed off at top speed…
Public toilet
Under the expectant gaze of everyone…
They held hands...
"That's right, we are..." The self-introduction, which had not been fully explained, rang out again.
"Old Deng, the Protector of World Peace"
"Old Man Magic, attack..."
Zhongli and Navelette shouted in unison, and then simultaneously, seven-colored light burst forth from their bodies, so dazzling that it resembled pillars of rainbows, and these pillars of rainbows even emanated from…
A stream shot straight up into the sky from the public toilet!
"Could this be... the legendary seven-colored marsh gas?"
A passerby (Sino) was so shocked by the scene that he took out his phone to take a picture.
Zhongli and Navelette completed their transformations.
Their new image has also emerged.
They were wearing swimsuits, bikinis embroidered with flowers on their chests, various girlish headpieces, and even a bow on their backs.
Her image can be described as extremely beautiful (but also cringe-worthy).
In the group:
Silver Wolf: Swim trunks are fine, why bother wearing a half-bikini?
Navilette: …………
Qi Fu: Aren't a man's chests chests too?
Wendy: Exactly, exactly, aren't a man's chests chests too? Our Mr. Zhongli just wants to cover up his privacy, right?
Qi Fu: Pfft, hahahaha
Jingyuan: I can't hold it in anymore, hahahaha
Silver Wolf: 6. If that's how you put it, then I have nothing more to say.
Tinari: All I want to say is, God% & Seven-Colored Marsh Gas
Fireworks: Hahahaha
In the video:
After Zhongli and Navelette finished their transformations, the video quickly transitioned to another scene.
When they arrived at the scene, they saw a red-haired woman riding a large motorcycle, wreaking havoc on all vehicles except motorcycles.
"Blow up everything that isn't a motorcycle, hahahahaha!" Mavica shouted arrogantly.