Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 407 Aunt Li

Aunt Li is an outgoing person who is quick and efficient in her speech and actions.

However, she can be quite feisty at times, sharp-tongued and unforgiving.

So the neighbors all call her Spicy Phoenix.

Aunt Li was beautiful and had a great figure; she was the dream girl of many boys in the slums.

She looks a lot like the actress Feng Chengcheng, the one from Shanghai Bund.

Aunt Li only has one daughter, but she really wants a boy, though she hasn't been able to get pregnant again.

So Aunt Li liked me very much, and I often went to her house to play. Aunt Li treated me like her own son.

When I was little, Aunt Li often hugged me, kissed my face, and even took off my pants.

When I was a child, I didn't feel anything, but as I grew older, I started to feel different.

Many times, I took the opportunity to rub against Aunt Li.

But I was very scared, and I didn't dare to do anything more outrageous.

One evening, Aunt Li came to my house to play. Before she left, she said that her husband had brought her some delicious chocolates from abroad and asked me to come to her house to get them, so I went home with her.

When we passed by the public restroom, Aunt Li told me to wait outside.

Back then, my family was poor, and the village was poor too. We couldn't afford to install flush toilets at home, so everyone went to public toilets to defecate and urinate.

My gut feeling tells me this is an opportunity.

It was a dark winter night.

The lighting conditions in the slums are very poor; there is only one street lamp in the village, and the public toilets are completely dark.

Because of the cold, many households have prepared chamber pots.

They relieved themselves indoors, and the chamber pot would be emptied the next day.

I was standing outside the public restroom when I heard rustling sounds coming from inside.

I held my breath; my heart was practically leaping out of my chest.

Back then, public toilets were all squat toilets, and they used water tanks to flush them.

It's the kind of toilet with a raised water tank that continuously pumps water in. Once it reaches a certain level, the water in the tank automatically flows out to flush the latrine.

Therefore, there is a round hole in the wall for connecting the water pipe.

I was young then, but I was tall.

Snake Boy Chun was thin and over 1.8 meters tall, like a skinny bamboo pole.

Snake Boy Chun said on tiptoe, "I stood on the bricks and looked into the small round hole, and that's when I saw Aunt Li."

"Although it was pitch black in the toilet, for some reason I could see her snow-white skin, which was as white as a full moon."

"Splash—crackle—rustle—"

Snake Boy Chun made an onomatopoeic sound, which left Li Jian and the other two speechless.

Li Jian slapped Shezi Chun in annoyance: "Damn it, I didn't expect you to be not only ugly, but also do such disgusting things. You actually peeped at girls when they went to the toilet."

Snake Boy Chun said with a shameless grin, "Hehe, that's just youthful arrogance, just curiosity about the differences between girls and boys."

Li Jian slapped him again: "Stop talking nonsense and keep going."

Chen Jiaju and Qiu Gangao also pricked up their ears: "Tell us quickly, tell us quickly."

Snake Spring continued, "Aunt Li probably drank too much water last night. She gushed for a long time, and then she pulled out some tissue paper from somewhere and wiped herself down."

"Aunt Li pulled up her pants, came out of the toilet and called me. I was so scared that my soul almost left my body, and my voice was trembling."

Fortunately, it was dark, so Aunt Li didn't see my flushed face or the unusual thing on my pants.

That evening.

I couldn't sleep all night.

As soon as I close my eyes, all I can see in my mind is Aunt Li's snow-white skin, as white as a full moon.

Big, round, and white.

Snake Boy Chun said with a nostalgic look, "That was the first time I saw a woman. Although it was a bit blurry, I swear I will never forget it in my life."

From then on, I felt a different way when I looked at Aunt Li.

It felt like Aunt Li had become my woman.

When Aunt Li's husband came back for the Chinese New Year, I was sad for several days.

He felt his woman had been violated by another man.

"The following summer, I was in the second year of junior high school."

Aunt Li said she made me a pair of pants, but she wasn't sure if they would fit, so she asked me to come to her house to try them on.

I am very happy.

It felt like I was floating on clouds as I arrived at Aunt Li's house.

Aunt Li's house is much bigger than mine; it has several rooms.

Aunt Li's daughter sleeps in one room, she and her husband sleep in another room, and there is another room for her mother-in-law.

I ran into Aunt Li's house and saw her operating a sewing machine.

Click click click——

The sewing machine needle and thread danced on the fabric.

When Aunt Li saw me run in, she asked me what was the rush.

I said I'd like to try on the pants.

Aunt Li got up, took the unfinished pants off the sewing machine, and held them up against me.

I still remember it.

Aunt Li was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt at the time, and her arms were round, chubby, and fair.

She raised her arm, and I could see through her sleeve that she had a lot of armpit hair.

It was pitch black, thick and honey-like.

I heard from my friends that people with a lot of body hair usually have a lot of physical attributes as well.

This seems to be related to some hormones.

Aunt Li held up the pants and measured them against my waist, thighs, and buttocks.

When Aunt Li bends down, I can see things I shouldn't see through her neckline.

I remember Aunt Li smelled particularly good; it was a fragrance that blended soap, laundry detergent, and some other scents I couldn't identify. It smelled wonderful.

After I finished gesturing, Aunt Li asked me to sit down so she could alter my pants.

I sat down on a bench in her house and picked up a magazine to read casually.

Aunt Li's husband is a seaman who often doesn't come home for months at a time, traveling all over the world.

I held the magazine, but my eyes were secretly glancing at Aunt Li.

Aunt Li was wearing a pair of white open-toed sandals, and her fair feet were constantly pressing the pedal of the sewing machine.

Aunt Li was wearing a pair of slim-fitting pants.

It perfectly accentuates her voluptuous curves, especially around the waist and hips. *slurp*

Snake Boy Chun seemed to be imagining a wonderful scene, and couldn't help but drool.

Li Jian slapped Snake Boy Chun across the face: "Damn it, if you're going to tell a story, just tell a story. Why are you using so many crooked tricks? Hurry up and tell the story!"

Snake Boy Chun didn't dare to be negligent and immediately continued, "Aunt Li teased me and asked if I had a girlfriend. I said I was ugly and the female classmates at school didn't like me."

Aunt Li said that the girls in your school have no taste. In Aunt Li's eyes, I am the most handsome.

After the pants were altered, Aunt Li made me put them on.

Aunt Li is very skillful; the pants she makes fit perfectly, not too big or too small.