Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 339 I'll Hammer You to Death



Chapter 339 I'll Hammer You to Death

"Miss Fang, would you do me the honor of having dinner with me?"

Just as Lei Zhigang and Fang Jing were about to leave, Li Jian suddenly spoke up.

Fang Jing glanced at the sky, realizing it was getting late, and said, "No need to trouble yourself..."

Lei Zhigang interrupted halfway through his sentence, saying, "Then I'll have to trouble you, Officer Li."

Fang Jing's eyes widened, thinking she was hallucinating.

She wanted to argue, but Lei Zhigang pulled her aside. Lei Zhigang smiled and said to Li Jian, "Girls are shy, let me give her some advice."

The two people stood where Li Jian couldn't hear them.

Fang Jing said, "Captain Lei, I'm here to work, not to date. That Li Jian is clearly not a good person. Why are you pushing me into a fire pit?"

Lei Zhigang's expression turned serious, and he looked heartbroken: "Xiao Fang, you're biting the hand that feeds you! You don't appreciate kindness at all! Wasn't it me who went against everyone's wishes and brought you along on this business trip?"

"Yes, but..." Fang Jing tried to explain.

Lei Zhigang then asked, "Was it under pressure that I made you, a woman, cross the ocean to take on this glorious and arduous task?"

"Yes, but..." Fang Jing still wanted to say a few more words.

Lei Zhigang didn't give her a chance to speak, saying, "Did I beg and plead with everyone I knew, and finally get in touch with Zhang Zhongji before he agreed to cooperate with us?"

"Yes, but..."

"So, Xiao Fang, this trip to Hong Kong Island was hard-won, an opportunity we finally managed to secure. If we mess it up, how will we explain it to the organization when we get back? How will we live up to the organization's expectations? How will we face our fellow countrymen?" Lei Zhigang said, his voice choked with tears.

Fang Jing felt like she was an unforgivable sinner.

Lei Zhigang said, "Xiao Fang, we're just one step away from victory. We'll be able to return home triumphantly. You've seen it yourself, Li Jian has some tricks up his sleeve. I believe it's only a matter of time before he wins over Sunny and Changmao Xiong."

At this time, we still need to rely on him a lot, and we must not offend him.

Fang Jing felt that Lei Zhigang's words made a lot of sense: "But I can't be the one to sacrifice myself. That Li Jian doesn't look like a good person at all. At the police station, I saw him get into a car alone with a female police officer. I don't know what kind of lewd things he was doing."

"That's just how men are!"

Lei Zhigang defended Li Jian, saying, "Besides, where is this? Hong Kong Island, one of the Four Asian Tigers, the Asian financial center. Do you think this is some backward place like ours?"

"Did you see what kind of car Li Jian was driving? A BMW! I asked around, and that car costs hundreds of thousands. You couldn't buy one even if you worked your whole life as a policeman."

"Of course, I'm not telling you to be greedy for money or to be a snob."

Lei Zhigang took a deep breath: "Xiao Fang, I've never asked anyone for a favor in my life. If it's really impossible, then I'm begging you."

As he spoke, Lei Zhigang was about to kneel down before her.

This startled Fang Jing, who quickly grabbed Lei Zhigang's arm and said, "Captain Lei, what are you doing? I'll go, I'll go, okay?"

"Really?"

Lei Zhigang was overjoyed, and snot bubbles even came out of his nose.

Fang Jing replied curtly, "Really!"

Lei Zhigang pulled Fang Jing to Li Jian's car and said, "Inspector Li, Fang is a good girl. I'm entrusting her to you. You must treat her well."

Ok?

This sounds like a father marrying off his daughter.

Li Jian nodded and said, "Alright, Captain Lei, I will ensure Miss Fang's safety."

Fang Jing got into the passenger seat next to Li Jian.

Lei Zhigang was still waving from behind, making Li Jian a little embarrassed.

Li Jian asked, "Miss Fang, your Captain Lei is really interesting. Does he always talk like this?"

Fang Jing pouted and remained silent.

It seems like she's sulking.

Li Jian asked, puzzled, "Miss Fang, are you in a bad mood? Who made you angry?"

Fang Jingxin thought to herself, "Who else could it be? Of course, it's you, you big pervert!"

If you hadn't forced me to stay with you, I would have gone home to shower and go to sleep long ago.

The thought that her pure and innocent body might be lost to this playboy made Fang Jing's heart feel like a tangled mess.

Li Jian asked, "Miss Fang, what do you like to eat?"

Fang Jing said, "Whatever."

Remembering Lei Zhigang's instructions, Fang Jing decided to throw caution to the wind. What's the big deal? It's just a matter of closing her eyes and opening them again. She'll just treat it as being bitten by a dog!

Fang Jing's self-abandonment left Li Jian speechless.

He clearly helped them capture Sunny and Longhair Xiong, so why is he acting like an enemy?

Li Jian casually asked, "Where is Miss Fang's ancestral home?"

"Why are you asking this? You wouldn't know even if I told you," Fang Jing replied dryly.

Li Jian said, "Actually, I'm very interested in the culture and customs of the North. When I return, I want to experience the beautiful landscapes of our motherland. If I go to Miss Fang's hometown, you must recommend some local delicacies to me."

Hearing Li Jian's heartfelt words, Fang Jing said, "My ancestral home is Chang'an."

"Chang'an is a great place, and I especially love their mutton stew!" Li Jian blurted out in a slightly off-key Shaanbei accent.

Fang Jing was taken aback for a moment upon hearing this, then asked in surprise, "How do you know about mutton stew?"

Li Jian said with a smug smile, "I not only know about mutton stew, but I also know about Tongguan roujiamo (meat sandwich) and saozi noodles."

Fang Jing was genuinely taken aback and asked, "You've been to Chang'an?"

Li Jian thought to himself that he had been there in his past life, but he had never been there in this life.

"How's it going? Is my Shaanbei dialect pretty standard?"

"Hey, what you're saying isn't Shaanbei dialect, I can't understand it at all," Fang Jing said naturally in her hometown dialect.

Imagine how painful it must have been for her, a young girl who came all the way from Chang'an to Guangdong Province, unable to understand the Cantonese spoken by the locals.

Although Li Jian's Shaanbei dialect wasn't standard, it just sounded so warm and familiar!

Li Jian laughed and said, "Let me give you a standard one."

"Say, you say."

Li Jian said, "Where have you been? Where have you been?"

Fang Jing laughed heartily: "What you're saying really sounds like Shaanxi dialect. Where did you learn it?"

Li Jian said, "I went to Shigejie Commune to ask Hu Delu to give me a fashionable hairstyle."

Fang Jing cooperated, saying, "You make the ball head, you do it!"

Li Jian said, "I really want to beat you to death!"

Fang Jing laughed so hard she almost fell over. She didn't know why, but she couldn't help but laugh when Li Jian spoke her hometown dialect.

Li Jian pulled the car over to the side of the road and waited for her to finish laughing.

"You're not wearing a long face this time, are you?"

Hearing Li Jian's words, Fang Jing glared at him: "Who's putting on a long face? It's all your fault."

Li Jian felt wronged: "Why are you blaming me? What did I do?"

Fang Jing said, "You know it in your heart."

"I don't understand anything."

Li Jian felt wronged, "Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. I'll take you to eat all the delicious food on Hong Kong Island, let's have a good time!"


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