Chapter 255 My Cousin Called
Chapter 255 My Cousin Called
"I don't know whose bed you're lying next to. I remember we were in a standard room, and we drew the curtains before nine o'clock. It felt like we were filming a terrible movie!"
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Hearing the ringtone, Wang Teng pointed at Lin Qiye and said with heart-wrenching pain, "So, Lin Qiye, we haven't seen each other for a while, and you dare to play such tricks! Are phone ringtones these days? Let me tell you, from now on, you're dead to me, I said it!!!"
Lin Qiye originally wanted to see who made the call, but after hearing Wang Teng's words, he didn't care about answering the phone anymore. He wanted to pull Wang Teng aside and beat him up first to vent his anger.
That bastard Wang Teng, I need to beat him up to calm my emotions caused by excessive progesterone.
After only two or three quick taps, a completely different phone ringtone came through.
“A shameless bitch started having nothing better to do, and then told me he’d been around for eight or nine years and wanted me to fuck him, hold him down, force him, and have sex with him!”
Lin Qiye glanced at Wang Teng, then at the still-lit phone in Wang Teng's pocket, and suddenly punched Wang Teng in the right eye.
"Wang Teng, you scoundrel! Compared to your ringtone, mine is as innocent as a virgin."
Wang Teng looked blankly at Wang Teng, who was straddling him, and said, "Um... Qi Ye, that was just an illusion. Nothing happened. Neither of our phones rang. Let's forget about it, okay?"
As he spoke, Wang Teng took out his phone, ready to curse, but upon seeing the incoming call message, he immediately changed his mind.
"Seven Nights, are you sure you want to play this game with me?"
Without hesitation, Lin Qiye said, "Yes, either you let me beat you up once, or you let me beat you up twice. You have to choose one."
Ignoring Lin Qiye's clamor, Wang Teng had already answered the phone and immediately changed to a wronged tone.
"Cousin, did you hear that? Aren't you going to do something about your older cousin? I've been bullied like this! I don't care, you guys have to take responsibility for after-sales service! Look at what you've done to my handsome face, it's all disfigured."
As he spoke, Wang Teng began to circulate his divine power, trying his best to turn his face blue and purple, making him look like he had just been subjected to domestic violence.
Lin Qiye blinked, looking at Wang Teng uncertainly: "No, Lao Wang, I didn't hear you clearly. What did you just say? Whose phone is this? And, your face..."
Wang Teng shook the phone, looking at Lin Qiye with a wronged expression.
"Seven Nights, I was wrong. Please stop hitting me, okay? What if you hurt your hand?"
At that moment, a clear, youthful voice came from Lin Qiye's phone: "Cousin, long time no see. Did I call at the wrong time?"
Lin Qiye was stunned, looking at Wang Teng in disbelief, then at his cousin's image on his phone. A thought flashed through his mind, and he realized that Wang Teng was setting him up again.
"Wang Gou, you..."
At this moment, Wang Teng seemed to be possessed by a drama queen, rolling around on the bed.
"Ouch, that hurts so much! Qi Ye, be gentle! You're pregnant! It's all my fault!"
Lin Qiye: "..."
Lin Qiye looked at his cousin Wang Teng on his phone with a smile on his face, his back teeth almost biting off.
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