OBS Chapter 330 Don't kick my ass! You bastard, Old Deng!
Chapter 330 Don't kick my ass! You bastard, Old Deng!
Chapter 330 Don't kick my ass! You bastard, Old Deng!
The leader slime appears to be very strong, but not very smart.
Because Izuna said, "Kill the mother rabbit," and then went to kill Tobirama, the slime leader mistakenly believed that the enemy was Uchiha Izuna.
A meteorite the size of a celestial meteor was summoned, a pitch-black tornado arrived, and a black paring knife flew out!
The target wasn't Kaguya, but Izuna, who had only made a casual remark!
Hashirama and Madara were both in a panic!
Tobirama's narrow eyes widened like saucers! He roared at the slime leader, "The enemy is that woman! Not Izuna!! And didn't I tell you to just keep an eye on Black Zetsu?!"
While they were talking, Tobirama Senju used the Flying Thunder God Technique to save Izuna Uchiha, and Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju used the Great Buddha Armor to shatter the meteorite.
The tornado swept through, but luckily, when Obito put the people into the Kamui dimension earlier, he also packed in the delicious food, drinks, and toys that the gods had given him.
The black tornado was indeed very strong, but it was still helpless against the barrage walls and mirror walls when it swept through them, just like Obito's Hollowfication, passing through the barrage walls and mirror walls.
Kaguya remained silent in the face of this farce.
Especially since the power used by that thing wasn't chakra, her Rinnegan couldn't absorb it! In the end, she could only use Shinra Tensei to stop the meteor and the black whirlwind.
"What are you?" Kaguya asked.
The leader slime ignored her and instead asked its host, Tobirama Ichiju, in shock, "No way?"
He was about to assault you! And you still saved him?!
Izuna, who had been rescued, was covered in cold sweat. He was so angry at the black mud that it looked almost like Black Zetsu that he dared not speak out.
Tobirama told the leader slime, "You don't need to worry about anything else! Just keep an eye on Black Zetsu over there!"
Be careful, it might split off from its original body and escape!
Feeling wronged by being underutilized, the leader slime squatted on the ground and poked at the black monster.
(Pouting) Tch, if they won't let us fight, then they won't let us fight—
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Even Madara Uchiha is now saying that Tobirama's passive skill is that anyone he scolds will end up like Hashirama.
Hashirama: "No matter what, let's find a way to deal with Kaguya with all our might!"
"Give me your chakra, Hashirama," Madara said, extending his hand. "Ordinary ninjutsu has no effect on the Rinnegan; only Sage Mode can deal with her!"
"Oh!" Hashirama reached out his hand—
Hashirama paused for a moment before removing the stigma.
"Madara, can you use Sage Mode? If you don't master the control of Sage Mode, you might turn into a giant tree, covered in slugs."
Madara, who was concentrating, imagined his body crawling with slugs because of Hashirama, and instantly got goosebumps all over.
"Don't talk too much!" Madara grabbed Hashirama's hand and absorbed Sage Mode from him.
Hashirama felt the Sage Chakra flowing continuously into Madara's area and chuckled mischievously, "It's all those comments' fault, they made me feel like you were going to drain me dry."
"Uh-one"
Madara Uchiha was completely numb!
Hinata's face was bright red, and Sakura protested, "Even if you're an adult! Don't make dirty jokes in front of girls!! First Hokage!!"
Hashirama: "Oh, oh, oh! Sorry, I'll hug you—"
Before he could even utter the word "apology," Madara Uchiha kicked him off his Susanoo armor.
"Fuck you! Bastard!!"
Madara's mental age is almost over 100 years old, but he still can't help but be angered by Hashirama Senju and become like he was when he was a child.
Madara obtained Hashirama's Sage Mode power, equipped it on Susanoo, and attacked Kaguya!
Madara Uchiha's taijutsu and control over Susanoo were almost unmatched. Kaguya, however, was not good at tactics, but her taijutsu was similar to the Hyuga clan's Byakugan, and she was quite powerful. She also had taijutsu techniques such as the Eighty Gods Vacuum Strike.
Unexpectedly, Madara and Kaguya were evenly matched in taijutsu. The ninjas exclaimed that the comments had misled them, with most of them believing that Kaguya was inferior to Six Paths Madara, especially lacking in taijutsu and strategy. However, it turns out that this is not the case.
"Mom! That guy's weakness is his back! Gouge his heart out!!"
Black Zetsu's words, while not particularly hurtful, were extremely insulting! They directly distracted Madara Uchiha, almost allowing Kaguya to seize the opportunity and strike him!
Fortunately, a tree branch suddenly appeared and wrapped around Ban's waist, pulling him back several meters.
"Substitute!"
Hashirama clenched his fists and punched Kaguya with the wooden Buddha's fist!
Meanwhile, Tobirama ordered the leader slime, "Don't let that thing talk again!!"
With the help of Sasuke, Naruto, Obito, Kakashi, Sakura, Hinata, Shisui, and Itachi, Kaguya was unable to focus her attention. Even though Tobirama Senju was the progenitor of chakra, his shadow clones were still struggling to deal with so many powerful enemies!
Just as Hashirama's countless fists were about to strike Kaguya, the progenitor of chakra finally used her Ame no Minaka!
The surrounding space was completely transformed into a world of ice and snow, and everyone who approached Kaguya at that moment was frozen in the ice!
Only the bullet comments and those mirrored walls remained unharmed.
Naruto from the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, having fought Kaguya before, knew how to handle this situation! He shouted at the mirror in their world, "Use the power of the Shepherd King! Destroy the ice!"
Easier said than done!
Naruto in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline hadn't yet obtained all the Tailed Beasts' chakra! Nor did he possess the Yang Release techniques of the Sage of Six Paths!!
However, the cheat code in this timeline is too big, and there are countless ways to break this deadlock.
For example, they could have the chakra bestowed upon them by the gods returned to them, or they could unleash a "Golden Wheel Reincarnation Explosion!!"
"Sever it, Thunder and Fire!"
Hinata's Tenseigan seemed to grant her the ability of Sage Mode, green chakra emanating from her body, and a sharp blade resembling a sword from the heavens descended from the sky! Not to mention the ice, it felt as if the world itself was about to be cleaved in two!
Tobirama Senju finally became a Hokage skilled in Fire Release. He murmured the incantation for releasing the sword, and the Flying Thunder God Kunai in his hand instantly transformed into the blade of the Grim Reaper!
Bankai - Raiho: Karma Shell.
The lightning and fire shattered the ice, a move that even Kaguya and Black Zetsu couldn't predict.
"Foul! That was a foul!!" Blackie protested.
The leader slime slapped a knife through Black Zetsu's mouth, rendering him speechless.
Madara, Hashirama, Izuna, Tobirama, Obito, Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and Hinata all broke free from the ice.
Kaguya clicked her tongue impatiently and used her rabbit fur to attack them.
This is where the importance of having an Uchiha clan member becomes apparent! Madara's Susanoo forms a shield for Hashirama.
Izuna's Susanoo protected Tobirama, Obito and Kakashi's Susanoo protected Hinata and Sakura, and Sasuke's Susanoo protected Naruto.
Seeing this subconscious formation, even those who had read countless comments were speechless for a moment.
Damn it! It's like the comments on the screen are completely accurate!!
Regardless, Kaguya's rabbit hair needles had no effect. Hinata's Byakugan even revealed that although the rabbit hair needles seemed random, they were actually aimed at their pressure points and weaknesses through Kaguya's Byakugan.
The rabbit hair needles were ineffective, so Kaguya used Amenominaka again, attempting to coordinate with Yomotsu Hirasaka to throw some people into other dimensions.
However, after acquiring the Tenseigan, Hinata's Byakugan, being from the main branch of the family, allows her to predict Kaguya's every move in advance, much to Kaguya's annoyance!
The plan was to use the Eighty Gods Vacuum Strike to defeat Hinata, who possesses the Byakugan, but Sakura Haruno's mobility and superhuman strength allowed her to save Hinata several times.
Kaguya was furious.
He launched the attack on Amanokamika several times.
Ice and snow space, lava space, desert space, acidic space, and supergravity space.
Without the Sage of Six Paths providing a power boost, Sasuke and Naruto struggled to cope. Kakashi was practically inseparable from Obito; their duo performed consistently, somewhat like a pet owner and his ninth ninja dog.
Sakura is mainly responsible for assisting Hinata, Tobirama is mainly responsible for assisting Izuna, and Hashirama and Madara are the main attackers.
This hastily assembled team, with Tobirama and Kakashi as their two great strategists, was like adding wings to a tiger, forcing Kaguya to use the Gravity Space in less than half an hour!
Since we're currently in the stage where Black Zetsu chooses his wish during the Fourth Shinobi World War, the other dozen or so timelines can all see the situation of the Fourth Shinobi World War reflected in the mirror.
Within the gravity-enhanced space, Sasuke and Naruto's Nine-Tails armor dissipated almost instantly! While Madara and Hashirama could still hold on, the attack speed of the Nine-Tails armored form was too slow under these circumstances, so there was no need for them to continue.
The twelve people landed on the ground, each of their multicolored Susanoo forms crashing down and dissipating to reveal the pilots inside—no, the Uchiha clan members. Naruto even stumbled and fell during the landing, while Hinata and Sakura nearly fell as well, but they managed to steady themselves by helping each other.
Inside the mirror wall of the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Naruto, having defeated Kaguya, shouted at them, "Watch out for Kaguya's All-Killing Ash Bones! Obito was killed here!!"
Valley of the End 2.0 Timeline —
Resurrected and secretly hiding in the Kamui dimension, Obito Uchiha thought, "————" This STK life is already over.
Returning to the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War—
Just as Kakashi was about to warn Obito to be careful, the Ten-Tails Obito, having reverted to his childhood personality—rash and impulsive—pushed Kakashi back and shouted, "I'll go first!" before immediately engaging Kaguya in a 1v1 duel!
Kakashi: "!!!" Idiot!!
Kaguya grinned maliciously; the All-Killing Ash Bones was already prepared for Obito! At the same time, she realized Kakashi's importance to Obito, and another Yomotsu Hirasaka appeared behind Kakashi—
"I'm not an idiot!" Obito, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, blocked the All-Killing Ash Bones attack with his Truth-Seeking Balls while simultaneously using Kamui—
Oh, right! As the Ten-Tails' Jinchuriki, he can't use the Kamui dimension!!!
Get out of the way, you idiot Kakashi!!
Obito was so scared that his fur stood on end!
However, Kakashi was no longer the scarecrow who needed his help at this time!
Just as the All-Killing Ash Bones was about to pierce Kakashi, Kakashi's body twisted violently, and the Sharingan, like a vortex, pulled him into the Kamui dimension.
"Kakashi, are you alright?"
Rin, who was anxiously waiting inside, saw Kakashi suddenly enter and quickly took two steps forward without asking about the situation on the battlefield outside.
Kakashi was nearly scared to death by that reckless idiot, so he wasn't in a good mood. "As long as that idiot doesn't rush ahead so recklessly, nothing will happen!!"
Lin immediately knew that Kakashi was talking about Obito.
Judging from Kakashi's expression, it seems like nothing serious happened.
"It feels like going back to my childhood," Rin laughed, "too clumsy Obito, and Kakashi who's always worried about his clumsy side~"
Kakashi said calmly, "Alright, I'm going out. You guys stay here and behave yourselves."
"Um."
Seeing Kakashi emerge from the Kamui dimension unharmed, Obito, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He forgot that while he couldn't use Kamui, Kakashi could. They truly deserve to be called the strongest duo, humph~
"What are you so smug about? You stupid brat! Get out of my way!"
Madara Uchiha kicked him in the butt.
"Don't kick my ass! You bastard, Madara!" Obito turned around and yelled at Madara, who had jumped out to fight Kaguya.
Originally, Obito was called "Old Man Madara," but the comments always referred to him as "Old Man Madara" or "Young Man Madara" and "Young Woman Madara," so they got used to it.
This young and energetic Ten-Tails Obito Uchiha is unlike anything seen in other timelines.
"It really feels like I've gone back to the old you who liked to help old ladies cross the street," said Kakashi, an Anbu member from the Nine-Tails' timeline.
Beside him was Obito, who had traveled back in time from the 600 billion detonation tags timeline.
Because all the important people and all the mistakes were made up for, Obito Uchiha in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline was able to return to his true self.
In fact, besides Lin, he also went back to before all the guilt occurred.
It's just that without the bickering and arguing between the First Hokage, Madara, Naruto, and Sasuke, he couldn't quickly accept the gifts of the barrage of comments like he did in the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Returning to the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War—
Because the comments were always using "my stupid little brother" as a meme, Naruto, upon hearing Madara call Obito a "stupid brat," asked Sasuke, "Do people in your family always start their names with 'stupid'?"
Sasuke, as the person directly involved in the foolish younger brother, was extremely unhappy.
"That's right, so from now on your name is Stupid Loser!"
"Hey!! That's not fair, Sasuke!"
Sakura really wanted to punch each of them. "We're fighting Kaguya right now! Can't you guys be a little more serious?!"
Now, she can even insult Naruto and Sasuke together.
However, Sasuke doesn't really listen.
"As long as there is enough chakra, Kaguya can continuously recover from her injuries. It seems that only the Sage of Six Paths' Chibaku Tensei can seal her," Tobirama Senju analyzed.
Izuna: "The problem is, how do we summon that Sage of Six Paths?!"
Naruto, in the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, overheard their conversation and immediately told them, "Sasuke and I were both killed by Madara, and then that old man with the cheat code appeared!"
The old man who delivered the hanging ornament —
"It seems that no matter which timeline it is, it has been greatly influenced by the bullet comments."
Of course, Naruto did not mean any disrespect to the Sage of Six Paths, and the title "old man who gives you cheat codes" was not meant to be derogatory.
But the problem is, we can't really let them all get killed by Madara!
Madara Uchiha was no slouch either. He snatched Tobirama's Shinigami sword and charged at Naruto and Sasuke with it in hand!
"Don't come any closer!!!"
↑This is a meme that often appears in the comments section.
Madara Uchiha: "Anyway, I can revive you all with Rinne Rebirth later, what's there to be afraid of?!"
Sasuke Uchiha was furious! Don't talk about life and death so casually! You old bastard!!
"Actually, there is another way to summon the Sage of Six Paths."
As Madara chased after Sasuke and Naruto with his sword, Minato Namikaze, who was resurrected by the barrage of comments in the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, spoke up in time: "On our side, the First Hokage summoned the Sage of Six Paths by giving his power to Madara Uchiha."
"This won't work," Hashirama Senju said with difficulty in the Fourth Shinobi World War. "Madara has almost drained me dry, and we still haven't seen that 'old man who gives you a cheat code'."
Squeezed dry — the old man delivering the hanging ornament —
Having survived four World Wars, the resurrected Minato broke out in a cold sweat. Although he knew that the First Hokage was easygoing and eccentric, his acceptance level was surprisingly high.
"Hasilama!! If you say that again, I'll kill you first!!"
Valley of the End 2.0 Minato: "————" He had never seen Madara Uchiha like this before.
Getting back to the point: "The prerequisite is that we need the chakra of all nine tailed beasts, plus the chakra of the two of you."
Naruto jumped in front of the mirror wall during the Fourth Shinobi World War. "But Gaara and Beethoven have gone back. Where are we going to find the chakra of the other tailed beasts?"
Watergate in the Valley of the End 2.0 already had a solution to this problem, which is why he offered them his advice.
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