OBS Chapter 326 Please make a wish, Black Zetsu!
Chapter 326 Please make a wish, Black Zetsu!
Chapter 326 Please make a wish, Black Zetsu!
The Hokage, each with their own Uchiha clan, and their respective Uchiha members, have all developed a kind of "what's the worst that can happen?" attitude.
Throughout the entire ninja world, there are hundreds of thousands of ninjas and tens of millions of civilians, yet the gods seem to only target them personally, subjecting them to repeated beatings!
Fourth Place: Uchiha Obito
Representative songs—
Super Psycho Love!! (Obito Uchiha & Kakashi Hatake) (Obito Uchiha & Rin Nohara) (Dangerous Party) (Obito Uchiha) (The Four Laughing Uchiha) (Monster) (Obito Uchiha) (Rin-chan's Journey) (Adult Obito Uchiha & Young Obito Uchiha) (I'm Sorry for Being So Cute) (Obito Uchiha) (Happy Birthday Song) (Obito Uchiha) (Obito Uchiha) (Obito Uchiha) (Persecution Paranoia with a Woman) (Obito Uchiha) (Probably) (Madara Uchiha & Adult Obito Uchiha & Young Obito Uchiha)
When Obito Uchiha saw this song title, he trembled three times!
And why is this song he and Kakashi sings at number one?! It's even ahead of his song with Rin!
[Three Uchiha in a row! Why don't you Uchiha take all the songstress positions?] 10+ people think: [Hahaha, three Uchiha in a row! Three generations!] 10+ people think: [Madara, Tsuchiko, and the Second Young Master, come up on stage and give your acceptance speeches?] 10+ people think: [Strongly demand a prize for the winner!] 10+ people think: This comment made many people notice a detail: the all-knowing gods—
Did they not know that they could get the opportunity to make a wish through the issue?
"So, the all-knowing gods don't know what we can wish for through their choices?" Naruto asked Sasuke, who was standing next to him, during the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Sasuke thought so too.
However, Kakashi reminded the two, "The Second Hokage subtly mentioned this before in order to save the limited Tsukuyomi timeline, so perhaps someone has already figured it out."
Sakura: "So the Second Hokage stopped us from communicating with the all-knowing gods through bullet comments because he was afraid that someone might intentionally give wishes to people who shouldn't have them, just for pranks?"
"It doesn't matter, right?" Naruto stretched, yawning, after staring at the comments for so long. "It's always just the same few of us. Sasuke doesn't want to defect anymore, Madara and Obito aren't planning on carrying out the Eye of the Moon Plan, and Black Zetsu has been sealed away. Isn't it a win-win situation?"
Kakashi: "In our world, Black Zetsu is sealed, but in other parallel worlds, he isn't. Also—"
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Kakashi paused for a moment, "We couldn't be sure that Black Zetsu wouldn't be able to participate in activities after he was sealed away. After all, he was only sealed away, not dead, Naruto."
Obito was also startled by Kakashi's hypothesis, "If all else fails, I'll seal it in my Kamui, and then as long as I destroy my eyes, it will never be able to get out or contact the outside world again."
This is actually the best approach, but it's just a hypothetical scenario, and there's no need to actually use this method.
After all, even Kaguya and Black Zetsu spent over a thousand years finding an opportunity to break the seal on Planetary Devastation.
Seeing the song title "SuperPsychoLove" appear in the sky again, Obito Uchiha and Kakashi Hatake felt as if they had been subjected to torture by Ibiki Morino.
The VCR showed the two displaying ambiguous behavior throughout, and the lyrics even had a slightly suggestive tone.
"What do you mean, 'I'm trying so hard to get your attention'? What do you mean, 'we're having sex'? What do you mean, 'we're having fun'? You only like 'fun'? What do you mean, 'then why do you keep teasing me'?" She was panting heavily. "Just kill them already!"
It's even worse than making the two of them read "Intimate Paradise" in public.
In the Kannabi Bridge timeline, young Obito and young Kakashi exploded on the spot like two tomatoes.
"It must be because your future self always reads books like 'Make-Out Paradise,' that the all-knowing gods think you like this kind of music!"
"Why is it not because your surname is Uchiha that the all-knowing gods enjoy toying with you?! Idiot!"
Uchiha next to him:
Can this flag be used?
Ordinary Konoha villager: If you're not afraid of Obito Uchiha going berserk, you can give it a try.
[That song "Monster" really sounds just like the one sung by Obito Uchiha, the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki. The lyrics are: What can I do in this world? What can I possibly do? I only wish that your dark eyes will never overflow with tears again.] 10+ people think it's great. [I won't say whose dark eyes these are~] 10+ people think it's great. In the Kannabi Bridge timeline, young Obito opens his big eyes: "Of course they're mine! We Uchiha all have black eyes!!"
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Kurenai, still a young girl, retorted: "Isn't this just making things worse?"
Young Asuma, a tough and straightforward guy, couldn't stand this kind of pretentious nonsense. He said, "Kakashi doesn't cry. It's Obito Uchiha who cries. So he must be talking about himself."
Young Genma Shiranui: "Or are you talking about Nohara Rin? Oh, no, Rin doesn't have black eyes, Minato-sama has blue eyes—so it can only be Obito himself or Kakashi."
"Oh dear~" Kurenai Yuhi laughed, "We didn't say it was Kakashi."
"Tsk—"
The comments section seems to have corrupted the female ninjas of their village —
13-year-old Obito was so angry that he stomped his feet!
He still wants things to be good between him and Rin! How come the whole village is now spreading rumors about him and Kakashi?!
[Lyrics: No matter how many times, I will hold on tightly to the future I hope for, never letting go, in this flawed world, just so you can smile.] 10+ people liked this. [Lyrics: I will never hurt anyone again, as long as I can become stronger, so that I can become my true self.] 10+ people liked this. [I wouldn't believe you if you told me these lyrics weren't written for Uchiha Obito!] 10+ people liked this. Boruto Timeline—
Might Guy: "Hey, Kakashi—"
"Don't say anything more—"
Kakashi lowered his eyes slightly. For the past fifteen years, he had buried the Minato Team deep in his heart, but because of these comments, his memories were now so vivid that it felt like he had returned to when he was 13 or 4 years old.
[Lyrics: The beautiful world is peaceful today, even if something happens, I'll pretend I don't know and shift my gaze. These lyrics are like Obito and Madara completing the Infinite Tsukuyomi, using the Rinnegan to sneak into someone else's dream to peek.] 10+ people think it's great. [Obito, coincidentally, STK is my specialty!] 10+ people think it's great. [The world of Infinite Tsukuyomi is peaceful today, makes sense.] 10+ people think it's great. [Peeking? Isn't that Obito Uchiha's specialty?] 10+ people think it's great. [Are you sure it's Obito Uchiha, not Jiraiya?] 10+ people think it's great. [Jiraiya's peeking is without any skill, Obito Uchiha hides in the Kamui dimension and looks openly without being discovered. Even if he sees something good, he can do it in the Kamui dimension without anyone knowing.] 10+ people think it's great. Because of this comment, even the serious ninjas of Konoha cast disdainful glances at Obito Uchiha. And for example, Jiraiya, Hiruzen Sarutobi—
"Holy crap! I'm so fucking envious!!"
"Damn it! Why am I not surnamed Uchiha?! I don't have the Mangekyou Sharingan!"
"Aren't all Uchiha clan members said to awaken different Mangekyou Sharingan abilities?"
"Is it okay? The comments say it's the eye that confirms the soul. Even if I can't awaken the Peeping Sharingan, can't I at least awaken the Hypnotic Sharingan or the Invisible Sharingan?"
"Hello, is this the Uchiha Police Department? I'd like to report a pervert here."
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[Please upload "Rin-chan's Journey" to QQ Music, it's so good, I want to listen to it on repeat.] 10+ people think it's great. [Damn it! I recommended Madara and Obito's "The Moon Represents My Heart" seven or eight times, but I haven't been selected even once!!] 10+ people think it's great. Uchiha Obito: "————"
Uchiha Madara:
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Luckily I didn't get it; the name itself doesn't sound like a very good thing.
And that Happy Birthday song—
Even Obito Uchiha was impressed! How could those all-knowing gods have such powerful, albeit sarcastic, abilities?! Although he was indeed wrong, he was bad, but... but—
Why did they make him sing "Happy Birthday" to Naruto?!
What's most infuriating are those bullet comments—
[Upon hearing that his master's wife was about to give birth, he abandoned his Akatsuki meeting and rushed to Konoha, becoming the first male guest in the entire ninja world to celebrate a birthday across servers!] 10+ people think this is great! [hahahaha, otherwise how would I let you know what the romance of a space-time ninja is?] 10+ people think this is great! Uchiha Obito's toes are digging into the ground!!
[He achieved the first hug before the Fourth Hokage, becoming the first man to lift Naruto.]
Over 10 people think this is amazing; even Minato Namikaze hadn't considered this angle.
The first man to hug Naruto wasn't his father, but his student, Obito Uchiha!
The fourth generation head pouted; he was being difficult! He was unhappy!
so----
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Konoha Ninja Village, Hokage Building, Hokage's Office - "I mean—you mean—that—Kushina—?"
"Um?"
"That's what I wanted to say—"
"Don't be so shy and hesitant like a girl!"
"Then I'll be bold and say it!" Minato Namikaze closed his eyes and clasped his hands together: "After all, we're still young, could we give Naruto a younger brother or sister?!"
Kushina was stunned.
The Konoha ninja who entered the Fourth Hokage's office were also stunned.
After realizing what had happened, she quickly backed out, closed the door, and pretended that she had never been there.
Kotetsu, who had stepped outside, said, "Naruto is currently 17, and Minato and Kushina are 24. We can definitely consider this—"
As Izumo Kamui stepped outside, he thought, "Could she be a girl who likes to play pranks? Of course, she could also be an elite like Lord Minato."
In short—I'm really looking forward to it!
[Kakashi started protecting Naruto even before he was born, and Obito appeared immediately on the day Naruto was born to offer him warmth.] Over 10 people found this very helpful. Obito Uchiha now really wants to give a big "Duang—" to the entire Obito family!
[Naruto: Thank you so much, you ancestors of eight generations! You used explosive tags as a hand warmer for me!] 10+ people think this is great. [Considering his own family background of lacking a father and mother, Obito Uchiha understands the difficulties he faced growing up...]
It's difficult; he often performs the "Disappearance of Fatherly Love Technique" and the "Complete Absence of Motherly Love Technique" to help his children adapt to the environment in advance, and afterwards hides his merits and fame in the Kamui dimension. 】10+ people think it's great. Obito: "Kakashi, use Earth Release to dig a hole and bury me."
Kakashi: "You deserve it, just accept it."
Lin smiled without saying a word, but she stopped indulging Obito.
Uchiha Obito: The high school girl who has a crush on her senior is going to cause trouble!!
[There's a theory that the little girl Madara Uchiha helped up in front of the Konoha Ninja Academy (and even scared her to tears) was actually Biwako, Hiruzen Sarutobi's wife.] Over 10 people agree. Madara Uchiha: "It seems like there's some truth to that." But there's no need to emphasize that she was scared to tears!!
He spoke to Hashirama beside him, "Did that girl live to get married? That's not bad." Perhaps creating Konoha wasn't such a bad thing after all.
[Doesn't that mean Madara Uchiha helped her up, and then years later Obito Uchiha killed her again as Madara Uchiha? What a perfect closed loop!] 10+ people thought this was great. Hiruzen Sarutobi sighed. He knew there would be this kind of follow-up when he saw the comments mentioning Lake Biwa when Obito Uchiha sang "Happy Birthday to You".
Madara Uchiha glared angrily at Obito Uchiha, "You brat!!" He had just finished saying that it was good that the little girl had lived to get married, and then that brat Obito killed her?!
"It's all because you're such a treacherous old man! If you hadn't turned me into you, would I have killed her?!" Damn it! Lady Biwako was kind to him when he was a child! I wonder if anyone's regret can be resurrected!!
Obito's guilt is escalating!
Madara Uchiha and Obito Uchiha hurling insults at each other made these two main villains of the Fourth Shinobi World War look like a "bad grandfather and grandson duo," completely lacking in prestige.
[The Fourth Shinobi World War was scheduled for the day before Naruto's birthday. It's truly heartwarming to have such a caring older brother figure in Naruto!] (10+ people liked this.)
Obito Uchiha, the Fifth Mizukage of the Tsukuyomi timeline, spat and cursed, "The me of that other world is utterly despicable! I despise him!"
Feeling utterly humiliated by his counterpart from another world, Obito Uchiha even considered traveling to the Limited Tsukuyomi timeline to beat up his opponent!
Sakura Haruno, the heroine of the limited Tsukuyomi world, said, "It is said that it was you from another world who created our world. In a sense, you might be the version of yourself that he aspires to be."
"Heh." The Fifth Mizukage, Obito Uchiha, sneered and gave a thumbs-down gesture to Obito Uchiha from the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Obito struggled against Kakashi and the others' attempts to stop him, shouting, "Don't anyone stop me! Let me in and beat him up!!"
asshole!!"
[The song "Probably" is really good! Madara Uchiha and Obito both sing it well, especially young Obito Uchiha, whose clear voice is perfect for this song.] 10+ people think it's great. [Deidara should sing "The Woman with Paranoia" too, since he's a senior who's secretly loved by a high school girl. (doge.jpg)] 10+ people think it's great. [Deidara seems to always be persecuted by the Uchiha. Itachi used his Sharingan against him, Sasuke made him self-destruct, and Obito kept lying to him. There were only three Uchiha alive, and all three of them toyed with Deidara's feelings—] 10+ people think it's great. [If the Uchiha clan hadn't been wiped out, I can't even imagine how miserable Deidara would have been—] 10+ people think it's great. "So annoying!" Deidara yells at the comments: "I declare—everyone! I hate the Uchiha! Everyone! I hate the Uchiha the most!!"
Obito Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha:
Reflecting on my actions, what did I do to drive someone crazy? I don't think I did anything really—
Like Naruto, he's blond-haired. How come Deidara's mentality is so fragile?
Fortunately, Deidara had no idea what these three Uchiha were thinking, otherwise he might have really been labeled "Art is Patrick Star".
The Strongest Songstress in the Ninja World - Part 1
Third Place: Black Zetsu
When the rapidly rotating name finally settled on the two characters "Black Zetsu," the entire ninja world paused for a moment!
In the Valley of the End, from the original timeline, Madara Uchiha angrily berated the woman beside him: "You jinx!!"
Tobirama Senju was on his period and his emotions were not very stable. He was so angry with Madara Uchiha that he could no longer contain his anger.
"Why don't you just say that all three of you Uchiha are lagging behind Black Zetsu?! Aren't you utterly useless?!"
When Tobirama Senju, who had become a woman, called him trash, Madara Uchiha couldn't control himself and his fist rushed towards Tobirama!
With his crimson eyes wide open, Tobirama didn't hesitate and immediately squeezed every cell in his body to generate chakra, preparing to use the Flying Thunder God Technique!
The nearest coordinates of the Flying Thunder God —
At the critical moment, Madara Uchiha remembered his promise to Hashirama—that he would never attack Konoha or Tobirama.
His hand stopped one centimeter away from Tobirama, and Tobirama Senju activated Flying Thunder God Technique at the same time!
The nearest Flying Thunder God coordinates are ————
—On Madara Uchiha's body!!
Tobirama Senju: "!!!"
Madara Uchiha: "!!!"
How could they forget! In that room where they couldn't leave without doing something, the Divine Tree's bullet screen demanded that they leave each other's marks!
Madara Uchiha branded Tobirama Senju with a branding iron, creating the image of an Uchiha fan. Tobirama, in turn, branded Madara with a Flying Thunder God symbol on the back of his neck, behind Madara's thick, long hair.
The two who originally wanted to fight both lost their balance because they misjudged each other's predictions.
Izuna finally managed to compose himself, only to find that woman sitting on his brother's lap—
It's impossible to explain! It's completely impossible to explain!!
In other timelines, Black Zetsu's name appears on the rankings, especially in the top three who are always rewarded!
The ninja world has been blown up!
If that person were to wish for Kaguya to descend to earth, wouldn't the ninja world be doomed?!
Madara Uchiha yelled at Hashirama, "Can't you control your brother who has such a bad luck?!"
Hashirama felt wronged. "Tobirama does have a bit of a jinx. For example, he told Itama that you might be the next one to die, and not long after, Itama really did die. Another example is when he asked Izuna how he was doing—"
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The ninjas nearby were a little embarrassed.
This is the second-generation chauvinist's older brother? His biological brother?
Madara Uchiha, who was venting his anger on Hashirama, was also losing face and suddenly felt sorry for Tobirama Senju.
Izuna found himself in a huge predicament and began to mock Tobirama Senju relentlessly. Tobirama Senju's forehead creased with exasperation; he desperately wanted to just chop his brother unconscious!
Hashirama: "But no matter what, Tobirama is my younger brother, and my first younger brother. I can't help it, I can only spoil him." His tone was exactly the same as when Sasuke, Orochimaru and others remembered the First Hokage saying, "Tsuna is my first granddaughter, so of course I spoil her, hahaha."
Timeline of the First Five Kage Summit —
"Damn it!" Tobirama Senju, who wasn't yet the Second Hokage, gritted his teeth. "They actually let that Black Zetsu get a place on the list! He only sang two songs!"
Tobirama thought to himself: Those useless Uchiha!
Black Zetsu has only two representative songs:
A song called "Lupin Flower," and another song called "Only Mother is Good in the World" —
"These two songs are too unfair for the ninja world."
"As the comments above have said, the ninja world is a giant orphan's grudge."
"Please choose one of the following ten wishes, Black Zetsu."
Twenty timelines, voices emanating from the bullet screen or its mirrored reflections, foreshadow the ninjas' fears coming true.
Most of the songs can be found on Bilibili, I highly recommend listening to them!
Especially Madara's Northeastern dialect, it's so authentic! And those songs by Obito too!
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