OBS Chapter 80 Side Leak
Chapter 80 Side Leak
I want to ask you a very serious question.
"Spit it out."
"What if... I mean, what if I went to Cheng Xiuxiu's house to teach her to swim and saw Lin Baolong?"
There's no way that's possible. Cheng Xiuxiu has already agreed to let you teach her to swim, so how could Lin Baolong possibly appear?
Even now, Lin Jianlu still hasn't received instructions to play Lin Baolong over the weekend, so in her opinion, Cheng Xiuxiu might be trying to avoid letting Chen Chen and Lin Baolong meet, since they really don't get along.
Moreover, given the natural endowments of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, it is simply not suitable for swimming pools.
Lin Jianlu subconsciously touched her chest.
Although it's small and a bit flat, it does exist. At least it should be... well, saying B is too much of an exaggeration, but it's still a little bit bigger than A+, right?
Therefore, she cannot wear men's swimwear. From this perspective, she simply cannot appear in the pool with Chen Chen as Lin Baolong.
Therefore, in conclusion, when Chen Chen went to Cheng Xiuxiu to teach her to swim, there was absolutely no way he could have encountered Lin Baolong.
But Lin Jianlu didn't want Chen Chen to feel at ease; she felt uncomfortable if she didn't tease him a little.
"It's okay, you can kneel down and beg for forgiveness from Lin Baolong. Just say, 'I'm sorry, Brother Baolong, I shouldn't have been all lovey-dovey with your girlfriend in the pool. Please forgive me. I flirted with a married woman. I'm such a jerk.' Then slap yourself in the face."
"Sigh, you really only know how to put me down." Chen Chen sighed after hearing Lin Jianlu's words. "But my strength is that I'm not afraid of being criticized, you know?"
"At worst, I'll bring my anime club brothers and secretly ambush Cheng Xiuxiu's house. When Lin Baolong shows up and sees me being all lovey-dovey with Cheng Xiuxiu, he'll yell and pounce on me. I'll smash the cup as a signal, and all the anime club brothers will reveal their true forms, swarm him, and firmly restrain him!"
"Then he would hug my leg, slap his face repeatedly, wiping away tears as he said, 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I disturbed you, Brother Chen! It was my fault for barging in and getting in the way of you and Xiuxiu swimming. I'll disappear right away, I'll disappear right away...'"
"Then Cheng Xiuxiu will see that her boyfriend is so spineless and useless, she'll hate him and fall for me, who is obviously much more capable. Then I can win the heart of the beauty! Eehahahahaha..."
What a childish delusion, like a primary school student bragging to their friends.
Lin Jianlu rolled her eyes at Chen Chen.
"Cerebral palsy, go play your game and stop bothering me."
"No, no, no, no! I have another very important question!"
Seeing that Lin Jianlu on the sofa was about to turn her back to him again, Chen Chen quickly stopped her.
"Don't touch my butt! Look at you, you lecher!"
"Hmph, I'll touch you, I'll touch you! You're allowed to touch my thighs when you're sitting on the back of my seat, but I'm not allowed to touch your butt?"
At first, Chen Chen didn't pay much attention to Lin Jianlu's buttocks, but after she provoked him, he kept his hand on her buttocks, rubbing them and commenting:
"You're so chubby and soft, have you gained weight recently?"
"shameless!"
"Actually, from this angle you look quite like a woman, your hips are wider than your shoulders, better than a living goddess, your hips are so big and round."
"So you mean you never thought I was a woman before? And where did you learn such vulgar jokes?"
"Huh? Is this a dirty joke?"
Although she felt Chen Chen's hands rubbing her buttocks without restraint, Lin Jianlu didn't feel even the slightest bit of lust. It could be because she was wearing three layers of clothing: school uniform pants, thermal underwear, and underwear. Or it could be because he always gave her a very ordinary feeling that made her feel that having her buttocks rubbed by him wasn't such a big deal.
In reality, it doesn't seem to be a big deal. In fact, this idiot is so innocent that he doesn't even know that the remark was a dirty joke.
But the deer in the forest, being well-informed, immediately understood that this was most likely a saying passed down from those frivolous men. It was probably an experience that some men had summarized when recalling their sexual encounters, believing that women with big buttocks were more enjoyable to have sex with.
Sigh, how erotic. Lin Jianlu always felt ashamed of his excessive imagination.
"So what do you think that means?"
"Isn't it true that women with big hips and wide pelvises have an easier time giving birth? And it's said that women with big hips have better hearts, a lower probability of cardiovascular disease, and may live longer, so people say they're better than immortals."
Oh? Is that so?
Lin Jianlu was amazed by Chen Chen's extensive knowledge in some strange and unusual areas.
Then she searched for "a butt wider than the shoulders is better than a living god" and found that it was indeed true. All the explanations were about physiological structure and health, and there were no explanations about pornography.
what?
Is it really because my thoughts are too vulgar?
Lin Jianlu blushed instantly.
It's unbearable. When did I become so lewd...?
"Oh right, I was so busy rubbing your butt that I forgot to ask you about that." Chen Chen touched the blonde girl's round, deer-like buttocks. He felt that some parts of her body felt strange and not quite right, as if there was something blocking them, so he explored them little by little with his fingertips.
"What's wrong?"
Lin Jianlu was actually enjoying it. Chen Chen's hands were large and warm, and he was rubbing and pressing her buttocks like he was giving her a massage. Her tense muscles gradually relaxed, and she felt warm and comfortable.
"Well... uh... I have to teach her to swim..." Chen Chen stammered a little when the topic came up.
"Hey, it's just teaching you to swim, why are you making it sound like you're taking me to the execution ground?"
"You don't understand, that...that's really no different from going to the execution ground!" Chen Chen said angrily, and involuntarily, he pulled on something on Lin Jianlu's buttocks with much more force.
"Why are you being sent to the execution ground? Explain yourself clearly."
"Well... when I see a girl with certain parts of her body exposed, all white and bare, I can't help myself..."
Oh, so you can't control your head from tilting up.
"Pfft... Hahahaha..."
Lin Jianlu couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
"Don't laugh! Don't laugh! I'm serious!" Chen Chen shouted angrily. "How embarrassing would it be if Cheng Xiuxiu saw this!"
Actually, Lin Jianlu didn't really want to laugh, but when she saw Chen Chen's listless and annoyed look, she couldn't help but laugh. She lay on the sofa, curled up her legs, hugged her stomach, and laughed so hard she almost fell over.
This naturally provoked Chen Chen's anger:
"Stop laughing! No more laughing! If you laugh again, I'll spank you!"
"Hahahaha..."
I'll laugh even if you spank me, it's so funny!
The thought of Chen Chen, wearing only swim trunks, looking like a coward in the pool, constantly bending over and covering his crotch made Lin Jianlu laugh uncontrollably, and she felt her whole face burning.
"Slap!" Chen Chen finally couldn't hold back and slapped Lin Jianlu's butt hard.
But this obviously did not stop her laughter. After only a moment of silence, the girl hurriedly reached out to cover her burning bottom, while shaking her body and laughing non-stop.
No, she needs to be taught a lesson!
Chen Chen stomped his feet in anger and raised his hand high.
But at that moment, he felt his palm...
Is it a little sticky?
At the same time, Lin Jianlu, who was covering her buttocks, also realized that something was wrong.
She hurriedly got up, pulled up a corner of her pants, and looked inside.
She immediately looked up at Chen Chen, her cheeks flushed, both annoyed and ashamed:
"It's leaking! It's all your fault!"