White Bone Evolution Guide

Chapter 58. No matter how good one's yang energy is, it's not as good as knowing how to fi

Public Security Bureau, meeting room.

Chen Youzhi and the others, with their hands on the table, watched expressionlessly as three female ghosts wrestled and pulled each other's hair.

Zhang Yu pushed up his glasses: "Do monsters pull hair when they fight?"

Gu Qingyi shook her head: "First time meeting you."

Guo Jin lit a cigarette and earnestly instructed, "Yanran, gouge out her heart; Red Dress, poke Yanran's eyes; Bodhisattva, choke her..."

Snapped

Yang Xi slapped him: "You just want to stir up trouble, don't you?"

Bang

Li Hongyi slammed her hand on the table and said coldly, "Enough! If you hit us again, none of us will get to eat!"

The three monsters paused, turned to look at her, and asked, "So, tell me, how do we divide it?"

"I'll take one bottle," Li Hongyi said calmly. "The Bodhisattva has taken most of the bottle, and Yanran hasn't been of any help at all, so I'll just give you a small half-bottle."

"The remaining bottle will be divided among Captain Chen, Yang Xi, Guo Jin, and others. Gu Xiaojiao deserves a share because of his contribution, even though he was paid."

"I disagree," Yanran said angrily. "It's not that I can't help, it's that you don't want me to go out. Besides, last time, even the Bodhisattva had his fill of mosquitoes."

The Bodhisattva sneered, "Since you don't have symbiosis, of course I can't let you go out. Blame it on you being a poor wretch. Last time it was my achievement, so of course it belongs to me."

"Why should we only have one bottle? When have I ever done the most dangerous work? I'm also the strongest." The red-clad phantom was also unhappy, feeling that one bottle was not enough.

"I think you've had too much," the Bodhisattva said. "It's just that Gu Qingyi is holding back. If she let me go all out, what chance would you have?"

咚咚

Gu Qingyi tapped the table: "Quiet down, everyone. If you keep talking, I'm not going to coexist with you. You'll stay in the bureau from now on, and don't even think about leaving."

The Bodhisattva said, "If you want to break the symbiotic contract, you will lose half your life and shorten your lifespan."

"I don't care about losing half my life," Gu Qingyi said calmly.

"Alright." Li Hongyi raised her hand. "I need to be the bait. I'm already weak from having my blood drawn every day. With this vial of blood, we can postpone it for a few more days, increase the bait, and have a greater chance of success."

The Bodhisattva was silent for a moment, then said, "I agree, one bottle for you."

Yanran snorted, said nothing, and tacitly agreed.

"Bodhisattva attends every day, but Yanran hasn't truly joined yet, so she can't get a larger share," Li Hongyi said coldly. "The other colleagues also need to be promoted, so they'll share one bottle. That's settled. If you have any objections, get out of here and don't ever come out again!"

The three ghosts snorted and stopped arguing.

"You good-for-nothing, Gu Xiaojiao can always buy more later. But if we catch what's behind this, why worry about not having enough to eat?"

Li Hongyi angrily retorted, "Shortsighted and narrow-minded."

Yanran replied, "That makes sense. How about I coexist with Gu Xiaojiao?"

Everyone: "..."

You're really not picky about anything, all for a bit of yang energy.

Gu Qingyi coughed lightly: "Gu Xiaojiao's strength is not as good as Guo Jin's, and he doesn't have any special physique."

"I understand now." Yanran crossed her legs, took out a cigarette, and it lit itself without wind. "No matter how good your yang energy is, it's not as good as knowing how to find food."

Chen Youzhi said, "Gu Xiaojiao needs further observation. Although he has improved now, his character was not good before."

"Tch, you security guards are just too worried."

Yanran exhaled a puff of smoke: "Give me my fill, and I'll turn the entire new city into a puppet. What mosquitoes and zombies? You won't have to worry about finding them!"

The Bodhisattva scoffed, "Wouldn't it be better to just feed myself and let the new city district obey my commands, even control the mosquitoes and zombies? Wouldn't that be better?"

"Nip those damned, dangerous ideas in the bud right now!"

……

early morning.

The bones scattered all over the ground were put back together.

The White Bone Demon looked at herself in the mirror; she had more blue spots and had lost more ashes.

"A beautiful day begins with basking in the sun."

It's another sunny day.

The White Bone Demon sat on the recliner, leisurely rocking her skeletal frame and enjoying the sunshine.

Gu Xiaojiao sent a message: "Brother Bai, San'er and Kai are arriving this afternoon. I've told them to come directly to the neighborhood. Do you want to meet them?"

"You can handle it," Gu Bai replied.

"Okay," Gu Xiaojiao said, "Then I'll go look at houses first. Speaking of which, house prices have dropped quite a bit."

The White Bone Demon didn't reply again; he didn't care about housing prices or anything like that.

Having a place to live is enough; I'm not expecting the house to go up in price to sell.

Time always flies when you're basking in the sun; it's noon already.

Ding Dong

The phone rang. Gu Qingyi said, "Gu Bai, I'm here to see you. I have something good."

Gu Bai: "Go to sleep, don't come here."

"I have some really good stuff, it'll be right to your door in five minutes."

The lazy White Bone Demon had no choice but to put on a leather coat to deal with the enthusiasm from human women.

"Hmm? Yesterday's blood wine?"

The White Bone Demon scratched her head. Was this something she was sharing with herself?

When the door opened, Gu Qingyi arrived, carrying a small bottle, a glass bottle about the size of a thumb.

"This is good stuff. Didn't you say you didn't have any talent for martial arts? No problem, we'll take some drugs."

Gu Qingyi placed the small bottle in front of him.

The cool air made the ice cream unhappy; it bared its teeth and claws, making faces at the White Bone Demon.

The White Bone Demon cooperated with her, pretending not to see anything.

This bottle must have been forcibly pried off the ice cream by Gu Qingyi.

咚咚

There was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Gu Qingyi asked with dissatisfaction.

Before Gu Bai could speak, the door opened with a snap.

Gu Qingyi's expression changed slightly, and she quickly said, "This is something I just learned. It's about opening doors from a distance. Once your martial arts reach a certain level, you can do it."

The White Bone Demon was shocked: "You're actually that powerful?"

Ice Cream caught a whiff of blood and alcohol on Gu Xiaojiao and was more eager than anyone else to open the door.

Gu Xiaojiao wasn't surprised. He walked in, then stiffened: "Did I come at the wrong time?"

"You've come at just the right time," the White Bone Demon said hastily.

Gu Qingyi glared at him, then slapped the top of her head, clearly tapping the ice cream.

"This is... tiger blood wine?" Gu Xiaojiao glanced at the bottle.

"Yes, she brought it," Gu Bai said. "Have you found a house yet?"

"I've already bought it. I'll have the property management handle the paperwork for me, and I can move in this afternoon," Gu Xiaojiao said.

He bought a second-hand house that was already renovated, and he didn't want to renovate it again; he just wanted to move in with his bags.

"A house? You bought this place?" Gu Qingyi glanced at him.

Gu Xiaojiao nodded: "Yes, we can't keep renting. In the new district, I'm quite familiar with Brother Bai, so we bought a three-bedroom apartment. Lao Guo is also planning to move here."

"Three bedrooms?" Gu Qingyi's eyes lit up, then she glanced at Gu Bai: "Gu Bai, yours is a two-bedroom apartment, right?"

"There are no spare rooms, thank you." The White Bone Demon refused decisively. He couldn't possibly share a room with someone, let alone a woman who had feelings for him.

"Alright then." Gu Qingyi was a little disappointed. She couldn't afford to buy a house and was still renting.

Wait... rent?

"Alright, I'm going to sleep now. Take your things back." The White Bone Demon just wanted to bask in the sun.

Gu Qingyi said, "I'll give it to you, so you can improve yourself too."

Gu Xiaojiao glanced at Gu Bai and took out a mineral water bottle from his pocket: "Gu Zhian, you can take this back, I have one here."

"Didn't you only buy three bottles? I told you the station allocated one to you, why didn't you take it? You still have feelings for me, don't you?"

"I'm not stupid, of course I'll keep some of the good stuff for myself."

Gu Qingyi: "..."

Buddha:"……"

I can't hold back any longer.