Naruto: Uchiha's Unserious Saga

Chapter 116: Immortality for Dummies



Chapter 116: Immortality for Dummies

Chapter 116 - 116: Immortality for DummiesAfter hearing Funan's answer, Tetsuhi was full of complaints. "If I had known we would have to wait until the end to act, I wouldn't have faked my death!"

Funan casually said: "There aren't many Jonin. If I grab a few to sacrifice themselves, do you think they'll believe it?"

"Hehe!" Tetsuhi suddenly put on a fawning expression and said: "Minister, we trust that you have a plan. Everyone in Konoha knows of your great abilities."

"Oh!" Funan's eyes lit up and said: "Does the whole Konoha know it?"

"Sure!"

"Minister, you can't be so unconfident!"

The two brothers had been almost suffocated from having to hide for so long. Seeing an opportunity to come out, they did not hesitate to fawn frantically.

Funan touched his chin and said: "Okay, after a while, I will think of a way to let you go out for some fresh air."

"Thank you, Minister!"

The two brothers almost knocked to the bottom.

After the interaction with the two brothers, Funan thought of the main purpose of coming here.

"How are the pigs?"

"It's fattened up!"

Tetsuhi immediately said: "We still don't understand the principle behind the cultists' immortality. The only thing we have confirmed is that when you absorb their life energy, they weaken for a while, but then recover."

Funan nodded. Uchiha is not good at re

Funan stood still for a moment and then grumbled: "I am the head of the Konoha Police Force, who dares to control me? Want to go in and have a drink?"

"A brat who abuses his power for personal gain!" Kurenai muttered and sat down opposite Funan. "Speak!"

Funan was startled. "What?"

"You..." Kurenai looked at Funan angrily.

"Oh, you're talking about that..." Funan nodded in realization and said: "It's about your father, right?"

Kurenai stared at Funan.

Funan sighed and said: "Don't be disappointed, but your father may not be the person you imagine."

Kurenai was stunned.

Funan put on a mask of pain and said: "Your father, Yuhi Shinku, he, he..."

The atmosphere became a little tense and Funan's Mangekyo technique began to work, silently influencing Kurenai.

Kurenai asked subconsciously. "What's wrong with my father?"

"He likes women!" Kurenai was completely stunned.

A glass of sake was thrown forcefully towards Funan.

Funan deftly caught it and poured some sake, placing it in front of Kurenai. "Don't be angry, don't be angry!" Funan laughed.

"Hmph!" Kurenai gritted her teeth and stared at Funan fiercely.

Funan curled his lips and said: "Who asked your father to interfere in our affairs? Otherwise, you would have been my woman long ago."

"How dare you say that!" Kurenai stared at Funan angrily and said: "I really have to thank my father, otherwise, I would have suffered from your poisonous hands back then."

Funan said disdainfully: "You say one thing and want another, eh, woman!"

Kurenai almost threw another glass at him.

They were old acquaintances. They were on the verge of becoming something more, very close, in fact.

Since their days at the Ninja Academy, Kurenai was three years older than Funan.

However, Funan at that time was too dazzling. He had just arrived at the Ninja School and took away all the halo of Kakashi, the famous ninja in Konoha.

He broke record after record, and within a few years, he became a renowned prodigy in Konoha.

Furthermore, his physical attractiveness and air of mystery and danger made him irresistibly attractive to many girls.

Kurenai was also extremely talented, being pursued by many boys her age.

But to Kurenai, all those boys seemed too common and boring, nothing compared to Funan.

When the two met for the first time, Funan left a deep impression on Kurenai.

Over time, Kurenai was gradually captured by Funan.

It was then that Yuhi Shinku stepped in and ruthlessly took Kurenai away from Funan.

Otherwise, Kurenai would really become Funan's woman.

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