OBS Chapter 251: Shit Luck
Chapter 251: Shit Luck
After Meng Qian and Meng Xue were taken to the hot spring villa, the children quickly became friends happily. Becoming members of the "Wei Feng" team made Meng Qian and Meng Xue excited and sad.
They never dreamed that these two, the lowest class of people in the eyes of the Khitans of the Liao Dynasty, could become brothers and comrades-in-arms with the extremely noble descendants of the Song Dynasty royal family.
Zhao Wuji waved his hand and said, "After dinner, we have to study for two hours. The Queen's aunt may check our homework first. Ni Shan'er, Mu Xiu, prepare well. Meng Qian, Meng Xue, you two don't know many words, so you have to work harder to keep up with us."
Several children agreed in unison.
Yu Li sat nearby, eating melon seeds, and watched with satisfaction the performance of Zhao Wuji, the deputy captain she had promoted, with a satisfied smile on her face.
Nine tallow candles lit up the spacious room as bright as day. Luo Li checked the homework the children had done these days.
Ni Shan'er, Mu Xiu, and Xiao Wuji sat upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting for the teacher's judgment after the inspection.
At the table next to her, Yu Li proudly taught Meng Qian and Meng Xue, who were far behind her, how to read and count, and she was enjoying the pleasure of being a little teacher. Meng Qian and Meng Xue studied hard and attentively. Having learned to read from their father, they finally had the opportunity to receive a better education.
: "This is the emotion of love, not the emotion of mood, nor the clearness of a sunny day. You have to distinguish them clearly!" Yu Li's hand holding the charcoal pencil almost poked the stupid Meng Qian in the face.
Meng Qian looked at Teacher Yuli in confusion and humbly asked: "Sister Yuli, don't the qing in love and the qing in mood, temperament, and emotion all look exactly the same? You said they are different, so how do you write the qing in mood?"
Yu Li bit the pen and thought about it, it seemed that the emotion of mood and the emotion of love were exactly the same. She angrily scolded: "Meng Qian, I have told you several times that you should call me teacher in class, why can't you remember!"
Luo Li laughed so hard that her body shook. She put down the book in her hand and said, "Yu Li, you only need to teach them how to read the words. Don't explain their meanings."
Yu Li blushed when she saw Ni Shan'er pursing her lips and laughing. Mu Xiu and Wu Ji smiled and winked at her. She glared at them arrogantly! "Don't laugh! Don't wink or make faces. Pay attention in class and obey the rules."
Luo Li briefly checked the homework handed in by the three children, and praised them one by one with satisfaction, "Not bad! Shan'er is diligent and conscientious, Mu Xiu is smart and hardworking, Wu Ji is smart and open-minded, and they all did a good job in their homework. I will prepare the textbooks for the advanced level on the way back to the capital, so keep studying hard."
"Aunt Emperor, would you like to make a set of test papers for us to check?" Wu Ji made a suggestion confidently.
Luo Li smiled: "Okay! I will prepare a set of test papers tomorrow and give you a test."...
Several figures appeared stealthily outside Qiushui Pavilion where Madam Lin and her daughter lived. The little head poking out from the corner was Zhao Wuji. He observed with his dark eyes and lowered his voice: "The Imperial Aunt is giving us a test paper in Qiuyue Pavilion. Let's take this opportunity to deal with Madam Lin and Lin Xian'er and vent her anger on the Imperial Aunt."
Yu Li held a snake in her hand and whispered, "The two snakes we caught are not poisonous. Even if they bite us, it won't be a big deal. Wu Ji, think of some other tricks to punish them severely."
Xiao Wuji rolled his eyes and said, "Mu Xiu, come with me. Meng Qian, you continue to be responsible for investigation and surveillance. When the mother and daughter come out, you will sound the alarm."
Meng Qian nodded, holding a large flower snake in his hand, and poked his head out of the corner to monitor the movements of Qiushui Pavilion. Mu Xiu followed Wu Ji and ran to the courtyard in front where the servants lived.
I heard that the two largest silver shops in the capital, Fengxiang Building and Baohe Building, are competing today and each is displaying their latest styles of jewelry for sale at discounted prices. Lin Xianer is going into the city today to buy some new pieces of jewelry.
Mrs. Lin also wanted to buy herself some new jewelry and get to know more wives of powerful families. After being driven to the hot spring villa outside the city, the connections she had made became increasingly distant. If this continued, there would be no place for them and their daughter in the circle of nobles in the capital.
The mother and daughter dressed up carefully, took four maids with them, and walked out of the gate of Qiu Shui Pavilion in a happy mood.
With a "click", something fell at Mrs. Lin's feet, and its body was squirming. Mrs. Lin looked down and said, "Ah...! Snake... big snake!" She turned around and grabbed the maid Chunmei, hiding behind Chunmei and trembling, shouting, "Quick! Get rid of it!..."
The four maids were so frightened that they screamed, but they did not dare to abandon their master and run away. They just looked at the giant snake in horror.
Lin Xian'er, who was following her mother, was also startled. She jumped to the side, calmed herself down, and looked at the three-foot-long big flower snake sitting on the ground, with its head raised high and hissing.
Lin Xian'er, who was a bit braver, said, "Go around it, go over and call the servant to come out and chase it away."
Yu Li exposed half of her body, took aim, and "whoosh..." the snake in her hand flew straight towards Lin Xian'er.
Lin Xian'er, trying to remain calm, directed the maid to help her mother bypass the snake. Suddenly, she felt a chill on her neck, and found a cold and slippery scarf. "Ah!... Ah!..." Lin Xian'er could no longer suppress the fear in her heart and lost her composure. She screamed and tore at the cold scarf, jumping around.
The four maids were so frightened that they had to muster up the courage to help, but no one dared to really catch the snakes. Two servants who were cleaning the courtyard of Qiushui Pavilion heard the noise and ran out with brooms, and helped to pull the snakes down. They used brooms to coax and drive the two snakes away.
Mrs. Lin's face turned pale, and her lips trembled as she said, "Xian'er, today is a bad omen. We won't go out. Let's go back to the house!"
Lin Xian'er cried in shock but refused to agree, "Mother, if I miss the magic competition between Fengxiang Tower and Baohe Tower today, I will have to spend a lot more money to buy jewelry, and I won't be able to buy new jewelry. I want to go."
"Madam, Miss, I just saw a few little heads sticking out from the corner of the wall, looking at us curiously. Were these two snakes thrown over by them?" The maid Chunmei told her master.
Mrs. Lin understood immediately. It was still cold, how could two snakes fall from the sky in broad daylight? She gnashed her teeth and cursed, "It must be those little dogs from Qiuyue Pavilion who did this. I will go and settle the score with the silly princess. Is there anyone who bullies people like this?"
Lin Xian'er grabbed her mother and said, "Mother, it's getting late. Let's go out! If we are late, we won't be able to grab the new jewelry sold at a discounted price. Come back in the evening and settle the score with the silly princess and those brats."
Mrs. Lin thought about it and had to swallow her anger for the time being. The mother and daughter tidied up their clothes and appearance and continued to walk to the front yard. At the gate of the manor, Butler Cheng had already asked someone to prepare a carriage.
Mrs. Lin had an angry look on her face and came to the large screen wall in the front yard cursing. Lin Xian'er followed her mother closely, reminding her to speak softly so as not to lose her composure and be laughed at by the servants.
Just after turning the screen wall, "Bang!..." Spray of foam flew everywhere...
A big firecracker exploded in front of Mrs. Lin and her daughter!
"Ah!... Why is it so smelly?... Xian'er, something splashed on my face and into my eyes!" Mrs. Lin was frightened by the explosion of firecrackers and screamed. Then she felt something covered her face and eyes with a foul odor. She wiped her eyes with her sleeve while screaming.
Lin Xian'er was so frightened when the firecrackers exploded that she closed her eyes, and foam flew everywhere, covering her face and body. She smelled a foul odor.
"Mother!... My daughter's face and body were also splashed with a foul odor. It was... It seemed to be dog shit? Ugh... It's so disgusting! Ugh..." Lin Xian'er touched the sticky and smelly thing on her face and finally confirmed what it was. She bent over and vomited in disgust.
When Mrs. Lin heard that the stinky stuff splashed all over her face turned out to be dog shit, she opened her mouth to scream and the filth stuck to her lips was rolled into her mouth by her tongue. She immediately squatted on the ground in disgust, "Ugh... It's so disgusting!... Ugh... Which bastard did this? Ugh..."
The four maids following behind were protected by the screen wall and were not splashed with dog shit. They took out handkerchiefs to wipe the shit off their master while vomiting in disgust.
"Hahahahaha... I just set off some firecrackers to blow up dog shit for fun, how come there are still people who are so blind as to try their luck?" Xiao Wuji laughed and came out from behind the screen wall.
Yuli brought a few children and stood behind Wuji, pointing and laughing.
Mrs. Lin stood up angrily, pointing at Xiao Wuji and about to curse: "You black-hearted little..."
Lin Xian'er stood up and covered her mouth with her hand!
"Mother, please don't lose your words! Zhao Wuji...he is a member of the royal family."
Mrs. Lin also came to her senses and swallowed the last three words "son of a bitch". Even if she hated Zhao Wuji to death, she couldn't insult him out loud, because he was the young master of the Wei Palace, a member of the royal family.
Mrs. Lin and her daughter were covered in stinky dog shit and could not go out, so they turned around and went back to Qiu Shui Pavilion in anger. The maids brought in buckets of hot water and took them out, helping the lady and daughter wash away the smelly filth over and over again.