Chapter 158 The Big Melon at the Cool Banquet
Chapter 158 The Big Melon at the Cool Banquet
The two of them found a secluded place, slipped into the space, took off Eunuch Wang's clothes, Chu Zhao put them on, and then Gu Xi painted for a while and created a replica of Wang Qing.
Chu Zhao, dressed as "Wang Qing", came to the banquet and looked stealthily at Concubine Shi.
Finally, a maid behind Concubine Shi discovered it and whispered in Concubine Shi's ear:
"My lady, Eunuch Wang is here."
When Concubine Shi saw that it was indeed her Wang Lang, she was shocked.
Her father was sitting right below.
Concubine Shi pretended to accidentally spill the juice and stain her clothes.
"Ah, Your Majesty, I will go change my clothes."
Emperor Jichang said with a doting smile:
"Why are you so careless? Go and come back quickly. The Imperial Master said there will be a big melon to eat later."
Concubine Shi agreed repeatedly and withdrew.
Just as Gu Xi walked here, an old minister asked:
"National Master, what is a big melon?"
Gu Xi said, "There is a very large melon called iced watermelon. It needs to be cut into slices before eating. This country master will ask the imperial chefs to cut it. Wait, it will be served to you in a while."
Hey, after you finish eating the watermelon, I’ll let you eat a big watermelon.
Gu Xi left again under the pretext of delivering melons to the imperial chef.
Over there, Concubine Shi led Chu Zhao out of the Imperial Garden and said with a sullen face:
"Didn't I tell you not to come? If my father sees you, you'll be dead!"
Chu Zhao said: "I just want to see the fine goods from heaven."
Concubine Shi frowned, as she felt that Wang Lang's voice sounded strange.
Looking closely, it was indeed Wang Lang without a doubt.
"I'll remember it. After the palace banquet is over, I will bring some back for you. Look how greedy you are." Concubine Shi said unhappily.
The two talked as they walked, and soon returned to Concubine Shi's palace.
Concubine Shi went into the inner hall to change her clothes and asked her trusted maid to guard the door.
"Eunuch Wang, come in."
Chu Zhao didn't understand why, so he followed him in. Concubine Shi smiled charmingly and said:
"Wang Lang, come and help me change my clothes."
As he said this, he was about to take off his clothes.
Chu Zhao was so frightened that he knocked Concubine Shi unconscious with one palm strike without thinking.
Then he felt a sense of fear. What if he was slower and A Xi found out?
Gu Xi went to the imperial kitchen and took out a dozen large watermelons.
He cut one piece for demonstration, and asked the imperial chefs to cut the rest and send them to the imperial garden.
Gu Xi rushed to Concubine Shi's palace and knocked out the maid guarding the door. After entering, he saw that Concubine Shi had fainted, so he threw her into the space.
There was a stage in the Imperial Garden. When the women in the palace were bored, they would ask the musicians to come and perform.
It was only two hundred meters away from the palace banquet.
Gu Xi gave Concubine Shi and Wang Qing large doses of aphrodisiacs and then threw them onto the stage.
After that it was up to them to perform on their own.
When Gu Xi returned to the palace banquet, the watermelon had just been cut and served.
There is no watermelon in this world. The cool, red flesh is really tempting.
Everyone praised the watermelon.
Gu Xi said:
"Your Majesty, the Star Lord of Destiny learned that Your Majesty also held a cool banquet in the human world, and specially sent a gift to congratulate you."
When Emperor Jichang heard this, he was shocked. What? The gods in heaven wanted to send him a gift?
I am indeed the son of destiny!
He was so excited that he asked:
"Master, where is the gift?"
Gu Xi said, "Your Majesty, the Star Lord Siming thought that the lanterns on earth were not bright enough, so he sent a lantern to you. To show his sincerity, he would not let me pass it on, but would personally deliver it to your Majesty."
Emperor Jichang became even more excited, and all the ministers could no longer sit still and looked at Gu Xi.
Gu Xi pointed to the sky and said:
"Look, the gift has arrived."
Everyone looked up and saw that the sky was suddenly filled with light. A ray of strong light, as dazzling as sunlight, shone down.
The lamp was swaying in the air and was not fixed in one place. Wherever the light shone, it was as bright as day.
The hundreds of people present were so shocked that they didn't even have time to eat fruits or drinks.
Chu Zhao, who was not far away, was hiding in an empty place and operating a drone. He also pressed the remote control switch of a searchlight hanging on the drone.
The drone circled around the Imperial Garden, and hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the searchlights and looked around.
Finally, the searchlight shone on the stage not far away and slowly descended.
It was as bright as day on the stage.
"Huh? There seems to be someone on the stage!" Someone shouted.
Everyone looked towards the stage.
"Could it be that the Star God of Destiny wants to put the gift on the stage?" Gu Xi said.
Emperor Jichang said with a smile: "Let's go and take a look."
Hundreds of people walked over in a mighty procession.
At this moment, Concubine Shi and Wang Qing had lost their minds due to the aphrodisiac. They had taken off all their clothes and were desperately trying to vent.
As they got closer, everyone realized something was wrong because they heard -
An indescribable sound, and it was very loud.
When the ladies heard this, they became anxious and hurried to cover their daughters' ears and eyes.
Emperor Jichang's face suddenly darkened, and he shouted in a deep voice:
"Who's up there?!"
Several imperial guards immediately stepped forward and restrained the two men.
Concubine Shi and Wang Qing were fighting fiercely when they were suddenly separated. They were confused and couldn't help shouting:
"Wang Lang!"
"Lian'er!"
There is affection in the call.
Under the strong light of the searchlight, everyone finally saw the faces of the two people clearly.
God!
Isn’t that Concubine Shi?
Then they realized, is this something they can see? Everyone turned their heads away silently.
I thought to myself, what a close call, luckily there were so many people, if there were fewer people, wouldn’t the emperor have silenced us?
Walking behind, looking at the people in front who were shocked, Gu Xi sneered, "Is this melon big enough?"
Well, it’s too big for everyone to eat.
Emperor Jichang was so angry that he trembled.
"Bitch!" After cursing, he angrily threw his sleeves and turned away.
How dare the ministers and their families stay? Get out of the palace!
The concubines of Emperor Jichang were all delighted. Relying on the emperor's favor, Concubine Shi bullied others a lot.
Shi Huairen was so angry that he almost fainted.
It’s over, historians are finished!
This wicked girl lied to him and said that Wang Qing was dead, and ended up causing such a huge mess.
The emperor will definitely not let the historian go!
A hint of ruthlessness flashed in his gloomy eyes. Rather than waiting to die, it would be better to -
Then he followed the crowd and quickly left the palace.
Gu Xi handed the searchlight to Eunuch Lin who was beside the emperor.
Eunuch Lin didn't dare to refuse to accept it, but he didn't dare to send it in either.
This lamp witnessed the entire process of His Majesty being cuckolded. I'm afraid that as soon as I see it, I will think of what happened tonight. How can I be in a good mood?
"Master, where should I place this gift from the gods?"
Gu Xi said seriously:
"The lamp is for a wise ruler. You should hang it at the door of your majesty's bedroom to illuminate your majesty's path to a wise ruler."
Well, it always illuminates the green hat on his head.
Eunuch Lin complained bitterly in his heart, but he dared not disobey the order.
After the work was done, Gu Xi and Chu Zhao followed everyone out of the palace.
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