OBS Chapter 916: Even the love guru is on a blind date, is there any hope for others?
Chapter 916: Even the love guru is on a blind date, is there any hope for others?
"Squad leader, could you lend me your shoes to wear tomorrow?"
"What, don't you have one yourself?"
"I have sweaty feet and my shoes smell, and I can't get them clean no matter what I do. So I thought I'd borrow your shoes to try on so they don't stink up the other female guests."
"You're quite thoughtful. Here, before you wear them tomorrow, rub your feet with soap, spray some toilet water in your shoes, and change into a new pair of socks. Bring honor to our class and try to leave a good impression on the girl!"
"Yes, monitor!"
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"Platoon Leader, could you lend me an iron? I need to iron my shirt."
"What a fancy thing! Wait, I'll borrow one for you."
"Platoon Leader, do you have that high-end shoe polish that's so shiny it can be used as a mirror? Our shoe polish is too pungent and stings my eyes. No matter how I polish my leather shoes, they don't reflect light."
"The company commander has some high-quality shoe polish. I'll borrow some from you when I stop by. Don't use too much, just a little bit will do. If you squeeze too much, I won't let you get caught."
"Hey, platoon leader is so nice, platoon leader, I love you."
"Dexing, stop with that. Tomorrow's social gathering can only be a success, not a failure. We absolutely cannot let other units look down on our platoon."
"Yes, Platoon Leader... There's one more thing I'd like to ask you for help with."
“If you have something to say, say it, and if you have something to say, let it go.”
"Can you lend me your epaulettes? My sergeant rank is too inconspicuous. I'm afraid that when the time comes..."
"Get out of the way! Should I go to the headquarters and borrow the rank of Major General or Lieutenant General for you?"
“That’s not necessary, that’s not necessary…”
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Steel Knife Combined Battalion, in the battalion headquarters office.
Battalion Commander Zhou Fujun and Special Operations Company Commander Li Jiasheng were walking towards the office building while chatting about training.
"Battalion Commander, I think the focus of the special operations company's development should be this..."
"You have a point, but I think we should do this and that... and..."
The two were chatting seriously and were originally planning to go to the office to continue discussing this topic.
But when the two passed by the instructor's office, they both stopped involuntarily.
Then he took two steps back, turned sideways, and put his ear to the door.
"You are my lover, a lover like a rose. With your fiery red lips, you heal the endless scars in my heart~"
In the office, there was a burst of sexy singing, and the tune gave Li Jiasheng and Zhou Fujun behind the door goosebumps all over their bodies.
Zhou Fujun turned the door handle and saw Xu Tiancai in the office holding a small mirror and trimming his nose hair.
Seeing the two people come in, Xu Tiancai froze, as if he had been cast under a spell.
Then, he calmly put the mirror and small scissors into the drawer, pretended to pick up the pen, and looked thoughtful.
"Ah, this is the key point; that is wrong; well, it needs to be adjusted, it needs to be emphasized..."
I saw the two of them just standing opposite each other and not leaving.
She was still stroking her chin and staring at him with a smirk on her face.
Xu Tiancai's face quickly turned red and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
He was finally stared at by the two people with a look of anticipation, and felt very uncomfortable and fidgety.
Xu Tiancai put down his pen, looked up and forced a smile: "What are you two doing? Why are you coming to my place to use the air conditioning?"
Zhou Fujun: "No, I was just wondering, what was that song you sang earlier? Two Butterflies?"
Li Jiasheng: "Wrong, it's a lover, the one: you and me, Qinren, that lover."
Li Jiasheng deliberately shook his head and imitated the tune that Xu Tiancai had sung before in a weird voice, which made him want to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
In the end, he chose to play it down: "Laugh, laugh, laugh, everyone, what's wrong with me being conceited?"
Zhou Fujun: "Who laughed at you? You're the only one pretending to be so serious. You even picked up your notebook and pen. We're not laughing at you."
Li Jiasheng: "Instructor, the yearning for love is human instinct. There's nothing to be embarrassed about."
After hearing this, Xu Tiancai's expression looked a little better.
He also signed up to participate in the social gathering organized by the 60th Army and local areas.
As an older, high-quality bachelor, he also longs for true love in his heart.
Their first love was when they were in high school. He liked her, but she liked him, but he didn't like her. Even so, she didn't want to like him...
Then when he went to military school, Xu Tiancai actually experienced a relationship.
As an outstanding student of a certain class of Changshan Army Engineering College, he had excellent academic performance during his time at school and was given priority in choosing a spouse.
But with the arrival of graduation assignment, he and the girl eventually broke up because they were separated by distance.
Since then, Xu Tiancai has never experienced any love again.
It has been five or six years since I graduated from military academy.
He also changed from a high-spirited, flamboyant and self-righteous boy to a down-to-earth and steady battalion instructor.
Start a family and start a business, start a family and start a business.
For Xu Tiancai, he is already very satisfied with what he has achieved so far, and it is time to consider starting a family.
After all, seeing many people around him are in pairs and have happy families and marriages, he would naturally be envious.
Therefore, he took the initiative to sign up for this social gathering, as a way to set an example for other soldiers in the battalion.
"You guys help me look at it, I'll go like this tomorrow, okay?"
Xu Tiancai stood up, took off his hat, opened his arms, and turned several times in front of the two of them.
Zhou Fujun touched his chin and looked at his face carefully. "I feel that your skin is a little rough, and the pores on the tip of your nose are a bit large. You need a deep cleansing. How about this, I'll go back and find the female soldier and borrow some toner and make you a facial mask."
"You wash your face with facial cleanser at night to clean your pores, and then moisturize to retain moisture."
"Tomorrow when I go to the social gathering, I'll definitely look like a pretty boy and attract a lot of attention."
Xu Tiancai was skeptical: "Will this work? Will it work if I just apply it overnight?"
Zhou Fujun: "Why is it useless? Cramming is still cramming. No matter if it's useful or not, just do it first."
Li Jiasheng then spoke up: "I think your hair seems to be a little long, especially the back of your head, which is a little bumpy."
Xu Tiancai slapped his thigh excitedly: "I just looked in the mirror and saw something wrong here. Do you have a clipper? Please help me straighten it out. My head can be cut off and blood can flow, but my hair can't be messed up."
The two of them started to get busy like military advisors.
Various bottles and jars of skin care products and facial masks were piled together on Xu Tiancai's desk.
Li Jiasheng walked in directly with a clipper and a comb, and prepared to style his hair like teacher Tony.
As the broken hair fell, Xu Tiancai's hair became more and more regular. "Li Jiasheng, your skills are really good. You can open a barber shop."
Li Jiasheng smiled proudly and said, "When I was in school, I trimmed all my own hair. I can be considered a craftsman. If I open a barber shop in the camp, I will definitely make a lot of money."
Zhou Fujun watched from the side with a smile: "Yes, he is indeed much more handsome than before. I guarantee that you will be the most handsome guy in the room tomorrow."
Xu Tiancai smiled guiltily: "Well, that's unlikely. I'm more like the second most handsome guy in the place."
"Could it be that there is someone more beautiful than you?"
"Are there any majors or above who would go on blind dates? Are they crazy?"
The two were full of disbelief. After all, this type of blind date is mostly for grassroots soldiers.
People like Xu Tiancai are rare, and they stand out from the crowd as soon as they enter the market.
Xu Tiancai looked at the two of them and said awkwardly, "You may not be aware, but Qin Feng has also signed up for tomorrow's social gathering, so... do you understand?"
The two looked at each other and fell into silence: Even Qin Feng, the succubus in the army and the romantic among the soldiers, went on a blind date. Is there any way for the other people in the same batch to survive?