OBS Chapter 309: No Drinking
Chapter 309: No Drinking
"What do you do at home?"
Just after seeing off Hayama and the others, Hiratsuka Yu, who had just finished washing the dishes, was leaning on Yui's legs and playing with her phone when Shizuka Hiratsuka called...
"What can I do in a day? Apart from eating, studying, playing games, and being with Yui, it's a pity that I am the latter now. If I had nothing to do, I would have died..." Hiratsuka Yu showed off in front of Hiratsuka Shizuka in a very low-key manner...
"Get out! Yuigahama doesn't live at your house anyway, so come to Makuhari Station on the seaside after you send her home." Shizuka Hiratsuka said in a tone that left no room for argument.
"Why did you move so far away? I'm so busy all day!" Hiratsuka Yu was unwilling to move...
"I called you out for a drink! Why else would I call you out for that!" Shizuka Hiratsuka said impatiently.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm still a year away from turning 18! You're asking me to drink like that, are you sure you're really a teacher?"
As soon as Hiratsuka Shizuka finished speaking, Hiratsuka Tsubasa and her friend Yuigahama Yui were stunned...
There are actually teachers who instigate minors to drink!
"Stop pretending! You didn't drink much at home during the Chinese New Year! You drank all the two bottles of Malaga Musk Sweet White! I didn't even drink a few sips myself! Yukinoshita Haruno and I are waiting for you! You know the consequences in less than an hour!" Hiratsuka Shizuka hung up the phone decisively...
"How can you persuade minors to drink? Come on, Yui, I'll take you home first." Hiratsuka Yu cursed and climbed up from Yui's legs, ready to put on his clothes and leave...
"It's really weird, but Xiaoyu, you're drinking again!" Yui said dissatisfiedly.
"I feel like Sister Jing and Yukinoshita Haruno probably want to talk to me about something, and you know how much I can drink~ I've already finished three bottles of beer, how much more can I drink~ a pure beer pourer~" Hiratsuka Yu felt his face turn red when he said this...
...
After sending Yui home, Hiratsuka Tsubasa hurried to a izakaya next to the station according to Hiratsuka Shizuka's instructions.
"Hey, Sister Jing, why did you think of drinking with me today~"
Seeing Hiratsuka Shizuka and Yukinoshita Haruno waving at him, Hiratsuka Yu sat down next to Hiratsuka Shizuka and asked, despite the envious looks of the people around him.
"Every time I drink too much, it's always a problem how to get home. It just so happens that you have practiced before, so I'll give you a chance to be a flower protector~" Shizuka Hiratsuka drank a glass of wine generously...
"6..." Hiratsuka Yu held it in for a long time and finally uttered a number.
"Brother Xiaoyu, thank you for your hard work today~" Yukinoshita Haruno on the side also finished a glass and looked at Hiratsuka Yu with a little drunkenness.
"I think everyone would envy me for serving a beauty like Miss Yang No. On the other hand, Sister Jing..." Hiratsuka Yu, who didn't dare to refuse at all, looked at Hiratsuka Jing with sympathy...
"Boy! You're sitting next to me right now! How dare you be so brave?"
Hiratsuka Shizuka shone the light on Hiratsuka Tsuka's head for a while, and Hiratsuka Tsuka's head became a little unclear.
"I'm just complimenting you. Who is my sister? She's an extremely beautiful woman who could make fishes sink to the bottom of their chests, geese drop to the ground, the moon hide in shame, and flowers blush. If we weren't so closely related by blood, I would have pursued you."
Hiratsuka Tsubasa said the most shameless words in the most ambiguous tone...
"That's good enough. You can order now."
Although she knew that what Hiratsuka Yu said was not true, Shizuka Hiratsuka still felt very happy and signaled Hiratsuka Yu to order food.
"Um... fried squid, popcorn chicken, potato chips, and a salad without vinegar. And a glass of draft beer!"
Hiratsuka Yu didn't hesitate to order a few side dishes. He wanted to drink a beverage, but under the pressure of Hiratsuka Shizuka, he ordered a draft beer...
"I didn't expect that Yukino would choose liberal arts this time~ Did you know, Xiaoyu-nii?"
The food in this restaurant is served very quickly. After clinking glasses together, Yukinoshita Haruno looked at Hiratsuka Tsukasa very seriously.
"Sister Yang Nao, you know me well. I won't easily interfere with your sister's affairs. Besides, isn't it bad that I care so much about Yukinoshita?
But I did hear Yui mention it, so next year I can compete with her in the Imperial City again~"
Hiratsuka Yu used his tongue to pick up the squid tendon stuck between his teeth and spoke softly.
"So what do you think of Hikigaya~"
"How else can I watch? Just stand and watch~" Hiratsuka Tsubasa said indifferently.
Noticing the look in Yukinoshita Haruno's eyes, Hiratsuka Tsubasa changed her words: "Well, his personality is indeed too weird, but he is really great. Except for his sometimes choking way of talking, everything else is good. He and your sister are a perfect match..."
"And surprisingly, he also has some attributes of being a bit of a wife-protecting maniac, which is quite cute. By the way, Yukinoshita is also more or less protective of him~ I have all the evidence."
Hiratsuka Yu took out his cell phone, replied to Yui, and handed the videos of Hikigaya and Yukinoshita's interactions to Yukinoshita Haruno.
"I can't deny this. He really would do anything for Yukinoshita..." Shizuka Hiratsuka also expressed her feelings after watching the video.
"However, Yukinoshita's relationship with him is not just a simple one~"
"How dependent they are! When you were going to have dinner with Hayama's family during the New Year, Yukinoshita subconsciously glanced at Hikigaya. Come to think of it, you didn't get Yukinoshita and Hayama together at that time, right? There were all kinds of rumors on campus a while ago..." Hiratsuka Tsubasa asked casually.
"My mother did have this idea before, but she didn't study it carefully. If they are interested, then we can just go with it. If they are not interested, then we can just ignore it~"
"Then...how about letting Hikigaya marry into the family?" Hiratsuka Tsutomu raised his glass and motioned for Hiratsuka Shizuka and Yukinoshita Haruno to clink glasses together.
"It's really good! The key is the mother..." Yukinoshita Haruno, who had been tempted for a long time, raised her wine glass and clinked it with it, her face full of worry.
"It's okay. Hikigaya can handle anything. It's just Mrs. Yukinoshita! Get rid of her!"
After two glasses of draft beer, Hiratsuka Yu was already in high spirits, and even dared to speak nonsense in front of her daughter...
"Forget it, let's not talk about Hikigaya for now. It's like Hikigaya is the only thing we have in common. It's rare for us to come out and relax, so we should eat and drink! Three more glasses, please!" Shizuka Hiratsuka put down her glass and shouted "Great!", signaling the boss to continue serving wine~
"Then let me finish replying to Yui first. Come, let's take a toast photo together, Eggplant~"
Hiratsuka Yu, who was still sober, did not forget to take a picture of the battle situation for Yui. He turned his phone to selfie mode and motioned for Hiratsuka Shizuka and Yukinoshita Haruno to take a photo together.
"Okay, now I don't have to be distracted anymore. I can continue playing music and dancing with you two single guys!" Hiratsuka Tsubasa said after sending the message.
"Fuck you, you dare to poke our lungs! Xiaojing, help me deal with him!"
It would have been fine if she hadn't said this. As soon as she finished speaking, Yukinoshita Haruno, who was also looking forward to a sweet love, was no longer willing to do it. She didn't even need anyone to hold the cup for her. She picked up her beer cup and clinked it against the full cup on the table before drinking it all in one gulp, signaling Hiratsuka Tsubasa to finish the full cup, or she would kill him...
"I really can't hold my liquor!" Hiratsuka Yu, who was forced to drink a full cup because of his quick mouth, begged for mercy...
"You can't handle the alcohol! If you don't keep me and Xiaojing company today, you can't leave today! Let's continue!" Yukinoshita Haruno directly picked up a bottle of wine with the heel of her shoe, and without saying a word, she filled Hiratsuka Tsubasa's bottle with it...
In this way, the future Big Three of Chiba Wine Bureau was born! Although Hiratsuka Yu was just making up the numbers, he was still one of the Big Three!