Chapter 308 Idiot
Chapter 308 Idiot
"Excuse me~" Saturday soon arrived, and as agreed before, Ye Shan came to Hiratsuka Yu's house as scheduled.
"Excuse me~"*5!
Not only Hayama, but also Miura, Ebina, Tobe, Ooka, and Yamato...
"Ah Yumiko, Himena~"
Yui, who was helping Hiratsuka Hana cut vegetables in the kitchen, heard the noise and hurried out. Fortunately, Yui knew to put down the kitchen knife, otherwise these people would come in or not...
Actually, the only person Hiratsuka Hane invited today was Hayama... But who knew that this guy was so careless, and after school, he went to the soccer club for training, and when it was over, he got excited and blurted out everything, and then Tobe knew about it...
When Tobu found out, he started clamoring to come, and Hiratsuka Tsubasa thought that one more mouth means one more mouth~
Since Hiratsuka Hane, Yui and Hayama didn't have anything private to talk about during the meal, they agreed without thinking.
But this guy is more open-mouthed, and Yamato found out...
Yamato knew about this and wanted to come too, so we couldn’t refuse him. Then this guy’s mouth was like the waist of a cotton trouser, and Ooka also knew about it…
When Hiratsuka Yu saw the situation, he decided to forget about the two pairs of chopsticks and told Yui to bring Miura and Ebina along as well...
Otherwise, Yui is just a girl, and there is nothing to talk about with this group of boys...
"Squad leader, your dog is really fat~"
Although the outgoing Tobe was visiting the Hiratsuka Hane family for the first time, he did not consider himself a outsider at all. After touring the decoration, he saw Dahuang lying on the mat in a daze, so he prepared to go up and tease him.
"I think you'd better stay here quietly. Let me tell you, Dahuang is very fierce. If he bites you, don't ask me to reimburse you for your rabies vaccine!" Noticing Dahuang's pleading look, Hiratsuka Yu threatened Hubu as if it were true.
"Oh, so... forget it."
Hiratsuka Yu dared to say it, and Tobe really dared to believe it. He took his hand away from Da Huang with a sympathetic heart, fearing that if he was too slow, Da Huang would chew his claws as if they were pig's trotters...
The dishes that Hiratsuka Yu prepared today were similar to the ones prepared the last time Hikigaya and Yukinoshita came.
It’s not because of any weird rule that Hayama and Hikigaya have the same status in his heart and the reception standards are the same.
The main reason is that Hiratsuka Hane has only learned a few dishes that can be served to entertain guests in just over two weeks.
I can stir-fry some vegetables, but since it’s their first time here, I can’t just stir-fry a plate of shredded potatoes to fool them.
"Clean up and get ready for dinner."
Yui carefully placed the freshly stewed beef pot in the middle of the table, signaling the people who were playing cards that they could eat.
When he heard that he could eat, Yamato, who was unlucky, looked at the cards in his hand and immediately stopped playing. 3456 does not have a 7, how can he play this hand...
"It seems that the squad leader and Yuigahama have a good understanding of each other." Looking at the two people serving and cooking very smoothly, Tobe shouted directly.
"This is called husband and wife working together without getting tired. Go wash these dishes."
Although what he said was very pleasant to the ear, he was the most idle person in the day, so let him do some work.
Ring ring ring!
Just as they were sitting down and preparing to have a drink together, Hayama's phone rang. Hiratsuka Yu, who was sitting next to him, took a quick look and found that it was Yukinoshita Haruno.
Why is it Yukinoshita Haruno again! Miura, who was standing by, also noticed the caller ID and looked at Hayato Hayama with a gloomy face.
"It's me, let me know if it's Hikigaya's phone call."
Without any polite words, Yukinoshita Haruno directly stated her purpose.
Although Ye Shan was very happy that the beautiful elder sister called him on the weekend, the tone of the elder sister's voice made Ye Shan very unhappy.
But Ye Shan had no choice. After hanging up the phone, he opened his phone and quickly edited the message into a text message and sent it.
As soon as he heard the tone of the voice on the microphone, Miura's mood instantly improved~
Look at her bossy look, Hayato must look down on her, how soft and cute she is~
"This smell is so strong, Squad Leader Hiratsuka, you're really an expert." Ebina, who had transformed into a gourmet, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"Really? Thank you very much." Which chef doesn't want to hear good words? I nodded, very pleased.
"You guys hurry up! I haven't even got to the table yet! You've almost eaten half of the dish I just made, can you please pay attention to your image?" I put the last dish steadily on the table after stewing it. As the head chef, I roared at Miura, Tobe and Ooka Yamato who were already seated to taste the food.
"I am very careful about my image and will never let any food residue remain in my mouth for even a second."
Miura, who was caught for just stealing a piece of pork chop, pulled out two pieces of paper from the middle of the table like a lady and wiped the residue from the corners of her mouth meticulously.
"That's not the point! What's important is how fast you eat. You gluttons eat faster than I cook!" Hiratsuka Tsubasa went crazy.
"You can't blame us for this. You can only blame yourself for cooking so many dishes. It's like a challenge to me. As the deputy director of the football department, I absolutely will not allow this kind of provocation, so I faced it bravely." Hubu said lightly with a slight raise of the corner of his mouth.
"Hey, hey, hey, if you are greedy, just be greedy. Don't blame everything on the football club. I tell you..." Ye Shan, who was serving rice at the side, quickly distanced himself from the Ministry of Agriculture.
"That's what I think! To put it bluntly, you guys just couldn't resist eating because you were greedy! What are you saying about the dignity of the football club? What does eating has to do with the football club? And the former seniors of the football club would cry and bang their heads against the wall if they heard you say that! You three gluttons, pay attention to your table manners! Why did you grab it with your hands?"
"Oh, why am I such a good-for-nothing..." Yamato's eyes revealed clear stupidity.
"Because you're ugly!" Hiratsuka Yu said unhappily.
Do you need anyone to teach you that good-looking people are called foodies and ugly people are called gluttons?
Of course, Hiratsuka Tsubasa dares to say Tobe and Ooka Yamato, but Hiratsuka Tsubasa dares not say Miura is a good-for-nothing…
I have to say, being a top star is still something. At least it was lively and the atmosphere was strong during the meal, especially when it came to supporting Hiratsuka Tsubasa. It was so comfortable.
Look at Hikigaya who is scolding the cook after eating~
Ye Shan had the nerve to ask why he wasn't invited today...
Don't you know how annoying people are? And last time when I prepared a lunch box for Yui, I kindly brought him one too. But after eating two bites, he actually said the food was too salty! He's really rebellious!
Although Yui also said it was salty...but how can it be the same!
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